The new movie "Nine" - Whose head ends up in a box?

HA! Last night Stephen and I were watching the tee vee and the ad for the new film Nine was being shown, and he goes, "Is that for Se7en?" I almost peed. "Yeah, honey--I don't know which of those bitches ends up with her head in a box." Cut to Stephen giving me the side-eye.


Ohman. More hilariaty at the expense of my poor husband. Oh, and for our viewing  pleasure--the real  Se7en, where we all find out Paltrow's head is in a FedEx box! YAY!

 

Good times. Good times, indeed. 

Paltrow in Spain for the Adolfo Dominguez fashion show...cue my hair catching fire.

Someone better hold me back...

Imma smack a bitch.

With every new photo I see of Paltrow's condescending face, my fury grows deeper. I know I shouldn't let a stupid arrogant, pinched and holier than thou celebrity irritate me so much. I know already. But just look at that face. It's the image of so many irritants I've faced in my life and it seems Paltrow has become the bane of my existence. 

So here is Paltrow in Madrid (her "second homeland", as she so eloquently sniffed) at a fashion show for Adolfo Dominguez's latest collection. 

Goddamnit. Look at the pinch face! I wish I didn't have so much hairspray in my hair today...it's more flammable than usual.