What the goddamnHELL is Ambien Sex, Tiger??

What?

Everyone's talkin' about Tiger Woods loving him some Ambien sex. Have y'all heard about this? Am I the only one out here who has never HEARD that taking Ambien can result in some kind of euphoric and uninhibited fornicating? (I love using that word..it sounds so snippy and prudish.)

Apparently the one thing Rachel Uchitel did talk about (before she was ALLEGEDLY paid off by Cheetah Tiger Woods) is that they had "crazy, hazey Ambien sex". 

Who else is calling the E-Trade baby right now to buy some Ambien stock?

Shankapotomus.

WARNING: LANGUAGE!! Utterly and completely INAPPROPRIATE for the Holidays...but SUPER-FUNNY. Kick the kids out of the room, y'all. For reals.

Larry David, Susie Essman and Jerry Seinfeld

I've laughed at Susie Essman since the early 90's when each and every cable channel had a stand-up show with a brick wall behind the comics and she was one of the chick comics I made an effort to look for in the TV Guide. I still quote parts of her old routines. I LOVE her.


I fully realize that posting this Funny or Die video is entirely inappropriate. But that would be me: Ms. Inappropriate.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! HA!

Funny or Die Gets Oprah- "Please Welcome JOHHHHHHHHN TRAVOLLLLLTAAAAA!"

25 Years of Oprah Screaming Celebrity Names - watch more funny videos

In all fairness, Kathy Griffin was the first brave one to make fun of Oprah and her yelling of celebrity names. (John Travolta is her best example.) 

 


Oh, Kathy. You're not D-List in MY book, sister.

Just Because. I'm a hothead, but I can take a joke. Kanye vs. Serena

Courtesy: http://imaletyoufinish.com/

I'm not posting this for PETA. I'm posting it because I love Andy Dick and Giminy Glick.

Jiminy Glick Interviews 'Ronald McDonald' - watch more funny videos

Having said that, I don't ever get chicken (or anything else for that matter) at MacDonalds, or KFC. I've heard of these tactics and they're horrible. I'm a veggie who says "it's not for ethical reasons"...but maybe part of it is...hmmmm.

But goddaaayum, if that wasn't funny!