WARNING: LANGUAGE!! Utterly and completely INAPPROPRIATE for the Holidays...but SUPER-FUNNY. Kick the kids out of the room, y'all. For reals.

Larry David, Susie Essman and Jerry Seinfeld

I've laughed at Susie Essman since the early 90's when each and every cable channel had a stand-up show with a brick wall behind the comics and she was one of the chick comics I made an effort to look for in the TV Guide. I still quote parts of her old routines. I LOVE her.


I fully realize that posting this Funny or Die video is entirely inappropriate. But that would be me: Ms. Inappropriate.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! HA!

The Killer Inside Me - Jessica Alba's SPANKING scene? SO NSFW. I MEAN it.

Ummm, I repeat: Not Safe For Work.


**UPDATE** SORRY, Y'ALL. LOOKS LIKE THEY PULLED THE VIDEO.

So, earlier today I was watching Sesame Street with Felix, and Jessica Alba pops up to discuss the word scrumptious. She shows us a pizza, a fruit salad and then a cake, who leers at Jessica, telling her that SHE'S scrumptious! Really?? Inappropriate much?

So Alex picks up Felix awhile ago, and I get online to do my so-called work and what have we here??? Jessica Alba getting spanked - HARD - by Casey Affleck in their upcoming film, The Killer Inside Me. Wow.

In case you're interested in seeing something TOTALLY safe for work, here's the Sesame Street clip.  

What do we think if all this?

Rihanna in Vogue Italia (Kinda NSFW)

Rihanna - Vogua Italia covergirl

Photo: Steven Klein for Vogue
WHOA! I was not expecting that!

Like, wow. (Where have I heard that before?)

Here we have our girl, Rihanna, showing quite a bit of skin thanks to THE fashion photographer, Steven Klein.

Weird timing, what with all that nasty Chris Brown crap this week.

Tell me. How do we feel about this pictures?