Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Break Up After 23 Years Together...

Wow. It's OVER.

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon broke up? Wow. They were always sorta looked upon as The Perfect Hollywood Couple That Didn't Need a Piece of Paper to Prove Their Love, right? Apparently the couple has been separated since this past summer, but are just now making the official announcement. 

Next thing ya know, we'll be hearing that Kurt and Goldie are breaking up! NOOOO! 

Lindsay's sister, Ali Lohan turns 16 today?

 "Doctor? Please make me look like a MILF!"

 

Nice. A boob job in Ali's early teens.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's younger sister, turns 16 today. I know, right? I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ali looks like a 45 year old divorcee` who flirts with the junior high neighbor boys and works as a cocktail waitress at night (Tiger Woods, y'all) while her kids are "asleep". 

I'm still waiting for the porn version of Sister Act. What would VIVID call it, though? Little Sister Act?  Mommy Pushed Two Sisters to "Act"?  Sisters Acting like Pornstars?

Michael and Dina Lohan? You two are going to hell in a handbasket for not being decent parents.  Ya hear me talkin' to ya?

  

Who else is amazed by the Billboard Magazine stats? Susan Boyle is apparently the Queen - NOT Glambert or Gaga!

Mr. Susan Boyle

It's my understanding Susan Boyle only knows two songs, I Dreamed a Dream and WIIIIIILD Horses, both of which are (recorded on a loop) on her debut cd called, I DREAMED A GODDAMN DREAM AND KICKED GLAMBERT'S ASS. It's true.

Here's The Top 10 albums of the week according to Billboard:
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream - 701,000
2. Andrea Boccelli - My Christmas - 218,000
3. Miss Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment - 198,000
4. RiRi - Rated-R - 181, 000
5. Lady CaCa - The Fame Monster (EP) - 174,000
6. Lady CaCa - The Fame - 151,000
7. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives - 150,000
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless - 125,000
9. Carrie Underwood - Play On - 124,000
10. Norah Jones - The Fall - 110,000
15. Shakira - She Wolf - 89,000

Seriously. Look at those NUMBERS. Yeeesh.

Watching CNN re: Boy floating away in experimental balloon

Photo via ABC News

This is horrible...and like most of you, I'm riveted to the TV.

via (CNN) —

Officials are trying to rescue a 6-year-old boy who climbed into a balloon-like homemade aircraft and floated into the sky over eastern Colorado.
The Larimer County Sheriff’s Department said the helium balloon was at the boy’s family home in Fort Collins.
The boy got into the craft Thursday morning and undid the rope anchoring it.

The department said the aluminum-covered, dome-shaped balloon is 20 feet long and 5 feet high.

The Federal Aviation Administration is trying to track the aircraft on radar and has notified the Denver International Airport. Shortly after noon (2 p.m. ET), the balloon was sighted two miles south of Evans.

CNN meteorologist Chad Myers estimated the wind would keep the vessel moving at 30 mph. Authorities say the craft is about 7,000 feet above the ground.

Kathy Davis, spokeswoman for the sheriff’s department, said a dispatcher received a call Thursday morning, and emergency services personnel were contacted.

Davis said a balloon company had been contacted and several media outlets offered to help track the balloon with their helicopters.

CNN is now reporting the boy may have already fallen out.

Our prayers are with this family...