Who else is amazed by the Billboard Magazine stats? Susan Boyle is apparently the Queen - NOT Glambert or Gaga!

Mr. Susan Boyle

It's my understanding Susan Boyle only knows two songs, I Dreamed a Dream and WIIIIIILD Horses, both of which are (recorded on a loop) on her debut cd called, I DREAMED A GODDAMN DREAM AND KICKED GLAMBERT'S ASS. It's true.

Here's The Top 10 albums of the week according to Billboard:
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream - 701,000
2. Andrea Boccelli - My Christmas - 218,000
3. Miss Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment - 198,000
4. RiRi - Rated-R - 181, 000
5. Lady CaCa - The Fame Monster (EP) - 174,000
6. Lady CaCa - The Fame - 151,000
7. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives - 150,000
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless - 125,000
9. Carrie Underwood - Play On - 124,000
10. Norah Jones - The Fall - 110,000
15. Shakira - She Wolf - 89,000

Seriously. Look at those NUMBERS. Yeeesh.