I'm sick of the Tiger Woods Updates, but...here we go.

Elin and Tiger when things were awesome

Really, Tiger?

 

via TMZ.com (again, y'all...)

"Sources tell TMZ the Florida Highway Patrol is now focusing on obtaining a search warrant -- allowing them to seize medical records from the hospital that treated Tiger Woods -- in an attempt to determine if the wounds Woods sustained are consistent with a car accident or domestic violence.

One big piece of evidence showing probable cause ... sources tell us Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren told FHP troopers she went looking for Tiger in a golf cart, came upon the accident and then used a golf club to break the window to gain entry.

That's a very different story from what she first told Windemere cops shortly after the accident -- she never mentioned a golf cart. Nordegren told Windemere police she had walked out of her house, saw the crash, went back inside to get a golf club and returned to the vehicle."

Blah, blah, blah. 

What we have here is a case of money and power buying time. Ladies? If this had been you or me, we would be cooling our heels in a jail cell more than likely. 

Tiger's taking the blame for all of it, so the ugly stuff doesn't come out.

I'm getting tired of this story. 

Just in case you've missed the freakout over Adam Lambert's AMA performance Sunday night...

 

 

 

So. Here are some photos from Adam Lambert's performance last night on the AMAs. 

The biggest reaction I felt during Adam's entire song was, "Wow. Someone's trying waaaay too hard." I don't remember the song itself. I only remember Adam stalking around the stage waving his arms around, Britney-style, while pretending to be tough and sexy. I didn't fall for it one bit. 

Now, Miss Adam is going on the record whining about "discrimination" and "women have been pushing the envelope on stage for years", presumably pointing to Madonna. Adam? You. Are. Not. Madonna. Nor, are you Lady Gaga. 

I'm bored.

Rihanna's "Russian Roulette" Sneak Peak

Wow, guurrl.

I really wanted to love this new single of Rihanna's, but I don't. I think it's dull, a bit off-key (I mean, pitchy!). Y'all can listen to it here: http://www.rihannanow.com/, but then you have to come back and tell us all what you think.

As for the cover? She's trying way too hard to be edgy, cool, threatening  and badass. We all know that's rubber barbed wire, sister. Come ON.
 

2009 Emmy Winners, Losers and Borers ...

The darling and hilarious

Neil Patrick Harris, host of the 2009 Emmy Awards

The biggest winner of the evening was Neil Patrick Harris, the hilarious and talented host of the 2009 Emmy Awards. He was seriously laugh-out-loud funny. Can ever awards show please have NPH as the host? I promise, we would never grow weary of that darling man.

Okay. "30 Rock", "30 Rock" and "30 Rock". Honk shoo. I'm OFFICIALLY starting the backlash of that show here and now. I know, Tina Fey was great on SNL. I just don't love her on "30 Rock". I don't expect one single person to agree with me, and I'm not going to try to convince y'all, either. I'm just sayin'...and I'm sayin' it FIRST.

Justin Timberlake won an Emmy for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy for SNL, and deservedly so. Lorne Michaels needs to hire his fine and funny ass for at least a season. Know'msayin'?

Justin Timberlake

Here's the short-list of Emmy winners:

• Outstanding Comedy Series: “30 Rock”, NBC
• Outstanding Drama Series: “Mad Men”, AMC
• Reality-Competition Program: “The Amazing Race,” CBS
• Actor, Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock,” NBC
• Actress, Comedy Series: Toni Collette, “United States of Tara,” Showtime
• Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Michael Emerson, “Lost,” ABC
• Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Cherry Jones, “24,” Fox
• Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jon Cryer, “Two and a Half Men,” CBS
• Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Kristin Chenoweth, “Pushing Daisies,” ABC

For a full list of the 2009 Emmy winners, please check out the official Emmy website here.

Olivia Wilde from "House" 

Chandra Wilson from "Gray's Anatomy"

"Project Runway's" Heidi Klum 

VERY pregnant andvery lovely

The hilarious Ricky Gervais

Jessica Lange, for "Grey Gardens"

Alec Baldwin, Best Actor in a Comedy winner,

thanking Lorne Michaels

My personal favorite, Julia Louis Dreyfus

(who should have won Best Actress in a Comedy--hmmph)

and Amy Poehler

Aside from Neil Patrick Harris, the show itself was pretty darn dull. Did you guys watch? Favorite dresses? Suit? Winners? Losers?

Sigh.

....snore.....OH! "Love Happens"....snore....

Every time the commercial for this piece of crap movie, with Chiniston invades my precious sanctuary of a bedroom, I scream. Holy shit. Can anyone please write a screenplay that isn't ordinary and a big fat cliche`?

If you have the stamina (I didn't), here's the synopsis for this bit of maudlin treacle: 

via IMDB:

"Aaron Eckhart and Jennifer Aniston star in the romantic drama Love Happens. When a self-help author arrives in Seattle to teach a sold-out seminar, he unexpectedly meets the one person who might finally be able to help him help himself. Dr. Burke Ryan (Eckhart) is on the precipice of a major multimedia deal, but the therapist who asks his patients to openly confront their pain is secretly unable to take his own advice. Eloise Chandler (CHANDLER?? GET IT?? FRIENDS? CHANDLER??? Oh, Jesus.)  (Aniston) has sworn off men and decided to focus on her floral business. However, when she meets Burke at the hotel where hes speaking, there is an instant attraction. But will two people who have met the right person at exactly the wrong time be able to give love another chance? As each struggles with the hurt of love and loss, they realize that in order to move forward, they need to let go of the past. And if they can, theyll find that, sometimes, love happens when you least expect it."

I guess if screenwriters didn't pump out this kind of gaggy sweet fluff, that woman who can't keep a boyfriend wouldn't have any work at all.

Rihanna in Vogue Italia (Kinda NSFW)

Rihanna - Vogua Italia covergirl

Photo: Steven Klein for Vogue
WHOA! I was not expecting that!

Like, wow. (Where have I heard that before?)

Here we have our girl, Rihanna, showing quite a bit of skin thanks to THE fashion photographer, Steven Klein.

Weird timing, what with all that nasty Chris Brown crap this week.

Tell me. How do we feel about this pictures?