Crabby Appleton, Jessica Alba Goes Red and Gets Her Nails Did

Wow. This is juicy.

Ashlee Simpson.

I swore I'd never talk about her.

Yaawwwwn. You guys still awake? Because I'm not. Good LAWD, there's no news out there today. Seriously? I'm writing about Bitchface Jessica Alba looking like Dumbass Ashlee Simpson? You have got to be kidding me.

You know what this all means? It means the lovely Farrah Fawcett had to pass away the same day MICHAEL-BLOODY-JACKSON did, so she didn't get her "moment". It also means Khloe Kardashian won the GD lottery in terms of media coverage. It will NEVER end.

It's not fair, I tell ya. It's just not fair.

Rihanna? Nice nipple rings! NSFW, ya'll...

Quit acting like we can't see 'em, RiRi.

I think it's only fair to show Rihanna looking pretty effing hot yesterday...and yep, those are some nipple rings. Chris Brown is cultivating pulling weed(s) right now...and his ex is parading herself all over town. Sweet!

Here's something y'all  probably didn't know: I used to have a ring just like RiRi's....just the right one. I loved it while I had it, but I'm over it now, and it's gone.

Ssssshhhh. Don't tell anyone that, okay?

Tila Tequila is a little plastic liar.

Liar, liar PANTS on fire...

and not just from STDs. 

Y'all know I'll defend a bitch if I feel she's truly been smacked up (RIHANNA!)...I just don't feel this Little Tykes (Dykes?) Plastic Daycare Doll was ever telling the truth about Shawne Merriman "choking" her. (TMZ posted pictures of her purple eyeshadow "bruises" on her ARMS yesterday.)  

Please check out what Wendie (the best writer on Evil Beet ) had to say about this whole made-up piece of Lie Cake: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/09/07/no-charges-filed-after-tila-tequilas-abuse-allegations/

and


http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/09/11/and-scene/



"San Diego Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis will not be filing charges against Shawne Merriman of the Chargers. He was placed under citizen's arrest by Tila Tequila after he allegedly choked her and refused to let her to leave his apartment Sunday. Apparently no one bought it.. ESPN reports:

"After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed."

Way to set back the very serious issue of domestic violence back a million years, Dumbass. Women have a hard enough time coming forth with very real cases of having the shit beaten out of them without skanks filing false reports like Tila Tequila apparently has done.

I swore I'd never talk about her on this blog, but this issue needs to be noted.


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Domestic violence is no joke.

New Moon poster and moody still released or leaked?

 

  

 I'm deaf from the squeals.

Apparently there is a phenomenon that I know nothing about called "Twilight". HA! Kidding. I know about it, I've just chosen to ignore it. You see, I really love vampire films and it irritates me that this genre has gone all 'tween on me. I've been biting my tongue til it's bloody about this subject until now. 

Give me "Bram Stoker's Dracula" any day. Actually, I'd like to show y'all some real vampire films just in case some 'tween is curious and wants an education:

  

 

 

Some of you may not agree with "From Dusk till Dawn", but I sure love this one. George Clooney and his little facial tics was fantastic, Juliette Lewis, the Gothic and garish strip club, The Titty Twister--awesome. (I called our neighbor's house at Christmas "The Titty Twister" because of their blinding decorations. Heh.)

Let's discuss.  And no, I haven't read, nor have I seen a single frame of "Twilight".  Let's see if I can be convinced otherwise...