Rick Springfield on "Californication" - He's 60, you guys.

Rick Springfield; 60 years old.

You know, it's about goddamn time some older Hollywood dude starting making men feel badly about themselves. We chicks have had to deal with the likes of Demi Moore and her tight ass (and surgically-altered face) for too many years, so it's only fair that the men now have someone to make them taste the bitter pill that says "self-loathing" on the label. Welcome to the club, boys!

Take a gander at Mr. Rick Springfield at AGE 60, in his appearance on Californication over the weekend. Holy shit, you y'all. (There were more explicit pictures to show you, but they were waaaaaay too "NSFW". Hunt 'em down if you want.)

I suspect Rick will be getting more work, if only for looking so damn good at such a crazy age.

Serena Williams on ESPN's Body Issue Cover - WOW

Serena Williams!!

Ever since the media's outrage regarding Serena Williams' rage (toward a line judge after what she felt was a bad call), I've sort of like her better. I know that sounds bad--but every time I see John McEnroe parodying his constant on-court temper tantrums in the NationalCar Rental commercials, it bugs me. Here we have yet another man being rewarded for his questionable behavior, while a strong woman was collectively reamed a new one by the media.

I do love that Serena's on the cover of ESPN's Body Issue. She looks strong, feminine and HAPPY. It's also cool that the editors didn't force her to make some dumb sexy face. 

Go Serena.    

I'm the QUEEN of Procrastination...Bear with me?

Ohdearlord. I've mentioned to y'all that we're doing new and wonderful things here on Dipped in Cream. The problem is, it's been one thing after another, so I've been a bit slow off the mark. 

Angelina, our chubby whippet (she hates when I say that) cut her wrist (A-BLOODY-GAIN--don't ask. This time a razor wasn't involved at least. Just know that she, Lohan and her namesake have something in common **COUGHcuttersCOUGH** and she needed surgery. She's fine now; I swear to God the next time she does it, off to Casa Palmera she goes.)

I also realize that most bloggers with small children can manage their blog while taking care of said small children. I cannot. I'm too old or something. So when my grandson Felix is here, all bets are off on trying to move forward with the plans for turning this little blog of mine to go BIGTIME!

So. This weekend, I have to learn Word-effing-Press--that's its true name, by the way. At least in this house. I cannot follow instructions to save my soul, so a big, fat GOOD LUCK is in order.

I have bought the domain Dippedincream.com -- so I will no longer be dippedincream.blogspot.com. Now. This blog isn't going anywhere...but eventually (sooner than later, please Lord?) we will be completely on the new site. Better graphics, advertising (hey, a gurrl needa get paid, mmkay?) and purrdier, too!

Bottom line, I won't be blogging as much this weekend, because I'm tryna be all book-smart and stuff.

MUAH! I love all of you for helping me get here!  

xoxo ~j 

 

Roman Polanski FINALLY arrested...can you even BELIEVE it?

Quit your smiling.

Maybe there is justice after all. Maybe it's karma? Maybe Mackenzie Phillips is smiling right now, too.

via The Guardian UK:


"The director had travelled to Switzerland to accept a lifetime achievement award at the Zurich film festival, the organisers of which expressed "great consternation and shock" at his detention.

The 76-year-old director of Rosemary's Baby and Chinatown pleaded guilty to the assault at the time but jumped bail and fled the US the following year to avoid a lengthy jail sentence. For more than three decades he has lived in exile in Paris, refusing to return to the US even when he won an Oscar in 2002 for The Pianist.

Zurich police said he was detained at immigration in Zurich on Saturday night at the request of the US justice department and was in custody awaiting extradition.

"I confirm that Mr Polanski has been arrested. The American authorities issued an international search request in 2005 in relation to a 1978 warrant," said Guido Balmer of the Swiss justice ministry. "There was a valid arrest request and we knew when he was coming. That's why he was taken into custody." The US will now need to make a formal extradition request, however, and Polanski is likely to challenge his detention in the Swiss courts."

There's your Lifetime Achievement Award, you disgusting piece of shit.

Fierce, Beautiful and FINALLY, all African American

DIVAS!!

“Pretty Young Things” : Chanel Iman, Sessilee Lopez, Jourdan Dunn & Arlenis Sosa all grace the cover of i-D September 2009. And here's what I have to say about four gorgeous African American women on one cover:

It's about GD time, bitches.