The REAL Nightmare Before Christmas - Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are back together.

[Shudder]

Nothing warms your heart for the Holidays like hearing that Marilyn Manson and his creepy paper-doll, Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Brian H. Warner (MM's real name) is 19 years older than ERW.  Just to think about the kinds of CREEP they are involved in actually makes me heave. It's true.

In an interview with Metal Hammer, Marilyn declared:

“Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best [is what] I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news.” 

What the HELL did that mean? Is he gonna dress her up like his ex-wife Dita Von Teese again?

Today's Blind Item - Mom and Daughter Special Sharing-Time Edition

"This B- list television (hit network drama)and movie (meh) actress is known for being adventurous sexually but her latest twist is something that goes into a whole new realm. Over the past few years she has been seeing one particular C list cable actor and in the past few months he has been seeing not only the actress but also her mom. The actress knows about it, encourages it and makes it a condition of their continued romance."

via [CDaN]

First of all? ICK!!! Secondly? ICK!! I'ven mentioned this little gal on Dipped in Cream in the past for her "questionable" behavior.

Oh, and...ICK!! 

Barf-Inducing Couple Number 1 - Jon Gosselin (JGoz) and That Young Ho

Blehhhhhh.

Um, Puke Balloon Boy? Can I please borrow your Tupperware barf bowl? Seriously...like now. 

Here's one dude I never, ever wanna see kissing anything...not even his kids (as IF, right?).

For eff's sake. Is this what this asshole-couple is doing now? Calling the paps (smears) for photo-ops like this? 

If you ask me, 2012 (i.e. The End of The World) cannot come fast enough. 

Today's Blind Item - SuperSkank Edition

"This long haired B-/C+ list movie and television actress kind of hops between one and the other. She is also a huge publicity hound. She loves to see pictures of herself. Anyway, at a party over the weekend she was drinking and smoking joints and even did the odd line or two of coke. While she was partying she told all the people around her that she was also pregnant and she had it narrowed down to two people. She didn't really care who got her pregnant she just wanted to know which one she should ask to pay for the abortion."

via CDaN


This. Is. Gross. Long hair? Mischa? Pam? Lindsay? Wow...this is just nast.

Pamela Anderson? The REAL Origin of The Swine Flu on Parade in New Zealand

NAST.

OhdearLord. Why does Pamela Anderson feel the need to show us her raggedy bits and pieces...STILL? Here is Old Girl in New Zealand for their version of Fashion Week. (How awesome can it be if this old biddy is the best they have to offer?) Apparently, Pammy's working with some weird-ass "designer" named Richie Rich (who literally fell down on roller skates while following her down the runway).

Here's the thing. Pam has two young boys. And by that I mean CHILDREN OF HER OWN, not two dumb models tryna get ahead. Those two kids had better have standing reservations at every single rehab facility on the west coast. 

Pamela Anderson needs to STOP this -- NOW.