Today's Blind Item - Yet another one, y'all Edition

"After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21.

He cruises the web for young men and calls himself "Leo." If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh dear. I'm hearin' all KINDSA names with this one. Ask me and I'll tell ya.

Today's Blind Item - Just ONE MORE BABY Edition

"While you should take the rumors that she is pregnant right now with a grain of salt, this star couple is definitely looking to add a child to their family next year. Their latest hunting ground may surprise you. It's not Africa or Asia, or even the United States.

She wanted even more publicity than usual, so she looked beyond the usual borders to … the Middle East! Mr. and Mrs. recently made a very quiet trip to Jordan to inquire about adopting a child of Muslim parentage.

They were both very covered up during the trip, and she wore no makeup. As usual, this entire venture is her idea, and he is just tagging along. We're curious about his strategy for getting out of this relationship if their family gets bigger."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh, brother. Waaaaay too easy. I just highlighted the incredibly obvious clues.

Today's Blind Item - Bully/Crybaby Edition

"Trouble is brewing between these two Celebrity families who used to be very close friends and the trouble started with their children. One child from one of the families is being accused of bullying a younger child from the other family. Apparently, when the two clans get together this older ‘bully' pushes, hits, threatens and intimidates.

To make matters worse, when the accusations were brought up, the parents of the child denied it and claimed that their child was close to perfect, further causing tension. Needless to say, the two families aren't hanging out anymore

No one from this is part of Sarah Jessica Parker's family."

[BuzzFoto]

 The Crybaby 

Kingston Rossdale

Bully possibility #1

Cruz Beckham 

 Bully possibility #2

Stinkfoot Suri

This is all speculation. Cruz Beckham is one year old than Kingston Rossdale, and Stinkfoot is 1 month older than Crybaby Kingston. 

I would die from laughter --  LITERALLY - if the bully is Suri. I think the Beckhams would have a little chat with their kid about bad behavior, but we all know Stinkfoot rules the gotdamn Xenu roost, so my money is on her being the brat. (Although, I think a side eye from a certain girafffe would make Kingston cry, don't you?)

Today's Blind Item - Happy Holidays Edition! YAY!

via CDaN

"...this A list singer who is married to an A list movie actress was in a music store over the weekend and was looking at guitars and trying some of them out. Also in the store at the same time was a teenager who was looking at effects pedals. The specific one the kid was looking at cost about $500 which is pretty pricey for a pedal.

Anyway our singer and the teen talked for awhile and then the singer ended up buying a guitar for himself. While he was at the counter paying he told the cashier to also charge the effects pedal to his credit card and to tell the teen Merry Christmas."

Give me the:

#1 - A list singer
#2 - A list actress

At first I was thinking it was the One I Loathe's husband. After giving it some thought, I realized neither one of them would stoop to even speaking to the dirty masses. (HER words.)

I think it's a handsome, nice man who is married to a gal from his hometown...far and away. 

Today's Blind Item - Fallen Idol Edition

Oh, dear.

Is it a chick...

or a DUDE??

This Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn’t a secret), we’ve heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs. Very sad. Not Katharine McPhee.

via (BuzzFoto)

I pray it's not Nikki....

I don't care if it's Seattle's own Sanjaya Malakar...I just really don't want it to be Nikki McKibbin who came in third on Idol's first season. She's talented and worked really hard on Celebrity Rehab.

 

Today's Blind Item - Girly Boy Edition

"This A list actor has always dated the most beautiful girls in the world. These girls are his beards. He actually prefers skinny boys. His latest flame is a boy who was involved in a European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution. Scandal Boy recently shipped out to Los Angeles so that he could be at the beck and call of our actor."

[Blind Gossip]

We all know of two A-List actors who are serial daters of beautiful women...but it's all just for show.  Could be either one, but one of them does live in Eurpope sometimes. 

Scandal Boy? Look up "Fiat Heir". Just a hunch.

Today's Blind Item - Bad Boy Edition

"This Hollywood bad boy had supposedly cleaned up his act. However, his wife has been consulting very quietly with a prominent divorce attorney, and has also been asking a lot of questions around town about their stock portfolio and bank accounts.

We've heard it's because her husband's former bouts with both substance abuse and the kind of sex that requires a fat bank account have made comeback. While he is working and he still has the fat bank account, he has lost his grip on both fidelity and sobriety. His wife has had enough, and has her foot halfway out the door.

Dude, you'd better get your act together before she takes you to the cleaners, because your PR people are going to have a tough time spinning you out of this one. The girl may be pretty, but – in case it hasn't dawned on you yet – she sure isn't dumb."

[Blind Gossip]

At first I was scared it was RDJ -- but now I think it's someone who was more into the hookers. Think back. An old friend of Heidi Fleiss, maybe?

Today's Blind Item - Hug It Out Edition

 
"I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them."

via CDaN

I ain't namin' names...and you didn't hear it from me, but....

Nice try, dude.

 

Today's Blind Item - "Tigress" Edition

"We're not sure why everyone cares so much about this whole Tiger Woods thing. Sure, it's despicable, but it's not like it's unique. What would really shake things up is if the mistresses started coming out for this married female A list singer. Not Christina Aguilera."

[BuzzFoto]

I've heard some real stories about who this chick could be (read: a friend of a friend hooked up with this A List singer recently). I think this A-lister tries waaaaay too hard to appear to have a Perfect Family with all of the pictures of them dressed in such an oh, so cool manner.

Oh, and her husband does the same thing...his way.

Today's Blind Item - "White Christmas" Edition

"This very attractive and popular female model and sometime reality star thought she had the funniest joke the other night. While at a Christmas event/party she kept saying, "Oh it will be a White Christmas." She then would do a bump of coke off her hand.

All night she followed the same pattern until finally at one point the whole table she was at said it before she could. She then laughed and did another line."

via CDaN

Hmmmmmm....There's a certain married/mother/model and former reality show gal I'm thinking of. I truly DON'T think it's Mrs. Seal Henry. The one I'm thinking of has an infomerical of shit she won't use herself...but her name is on the products.

Today's Blind Item - They really ARE broken up Edition

"There were reports that this couple split up recently. Apparently, she had enough of his double life. But while they really have broken up, expect to continue to see them together occasionally. They are simply fulfilling commitments they made to their publicists to attend certain key events."

[Blind Gossip]

Do NOT be fooled by the recent photos of this couple holding hands and looking "together".

Today's Blind Item - Nasty Tweener's Tattoo Edition

"This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won't see for a few more months.

Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn't like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can't decide if it should be the new boyfriend's name or something generic like don't chew gum with your mouth open."

via CDaN

Is this another Blind Item that is just too obvious? 

Hey--are you guys planning your ummm, Soire` in America? (Man, that's a lame clue. Sorry.)

Today's Blind Item - TOTALLY OBVIOUS Edition

This bootylicious reality star is in for more heartbreak. She recently reconciled with her naughty boyfriend after forgiving him for cheating. Now she’s thinking about a wedding, but HE’S not. Behind her back, the boyfriend has taken up with yet another stripper in Los Angeles, and the stripper is already shopping the story around to the highest bidder.

(Janet Charlton via BG)

OhforpitySAKE. This is so freakin' easy, why make it a blind item? Are you Keeping Up??

Today' Blind Item - The Actress I Completely LOATHE Edition!

"Which annoyingly boring movie actress/blogger took a runner by surprise when he poked his head round her trailer door to call her up for a scene? Her fiancee's (at the time, also a famous star) feet could be seen poking out from underneath her dress, obviously giving her a full MOT.

She looked up and calmly said 'Not now Carlo.' That then became the crews response to any request from anyone much to the bemusement of the vapid Oscar winner.'

via [HolyMoly]

At least this C U Next Tuesday had some blood flowing through her veins back in the day. There's no WAY you don't know who this bitch is. Seriously.

Dammit. I've got some goop in my eye. 

Today's Blind Item - Teacher's Conference Edition

"We know parents can be protective of their kids, but this television actress really crossed the line. Her child had complained that they had been verbally bullied by some of the other students in their class.

So, during a recent parent/teacher conference, Mom confronted the child's teacher about the bullying. Their discussion rapidly deteriorated into a shouting match, with the actress standing over the teacher and jabbing her finger at the teacher's face. She accused the teacher of encouraging the other children to pick on her child because the teacher was jealous of the actress.

The flustered teacher then had to explain that she did not even know that the actress still had a television show on the air. This totally caught the actress off guard. She wound up mumbling an apology and slinking out the door a few minutes later."

[Blind Gossip]

I can see every actress in Hollywood a couple of gals who may have pulled this crap--Patricia Heaton? Courteney Cox?

Today's Blind Item - Is this for REAL Edition

"As if this famous athlete doesn't have enough dang problems right now, you can add a couple more to the list. His wife knew that he had relied on a certain substance in the past to relieve his extreme bouts with performance anxiety.

However she did not know until a couple of days ago that he has been experimenting with other substances that could get flagged during testing. The second problem he has is his penchant for women who are paid handsomely to be discreet about their extra-curricular activities with him.

Word is that he likes to be punished for his bad behavior. He was subjected to harsh discipline from an early age, and he tells the women that he needs them to continue that tradition in order for him to be perfect. But don't expect either of these habits to come to the forefront in the coming months. Everyone is getting paid off to lie or to keep their trap shut."

via [Blind Gossip]

Oh boy. Is this really who it sounds like??

Today's Blind Item - WHAT Boob Job?? Edition

"This is the fourth time this actress has had her breasts done. The first time was supposed to be a simple enlargement. After kids she had them done a second time. While many women have breasts that don't match perfectly, hers were so lopsided that she had to wear an insert to even them out. The third time, the breasts were evenly sized, but looked rather cross-eyed if they weren't taped into position. Now they're perfect. But don't expect her to disclose any of this any time soon. She's had plenty of other plastic surgeries, and still denies, denies, denies she's ever had any work done."

[Blind Gossip]

Isn't there a certain Cougar (I hate that phrase and so does she, which is why I'm using it), who keeps INSISTING she's "never had any plastic surgery"? I believe I mentioned her just yesterday.

Today's Blind Item - Dorky Divorce Edition

"This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She's practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public. The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of Warcraft. We kid you not. Not Catherine Zeta Jones"

[BuzzFoto]

I have no idea who this is, but I TOTALLY understand why this would be her "last straw" moment. Jaaayzus. My first husband pulled crap like this. Any extra money we had went toward video games (and even if we DIDN'T have extra money--I mean what IS extra money?). MY last straw, after raising the kids alone, being called fat and other crap, was his "affair" with Xena. Warrior Princess.

Dumbass.

 

Today's Blind Item - Someone's Pregnant Edition

via BlindGossip – There has been a lot of speculation over the past couple of months about her weight gain. Well, she’s pregnant. However, due to a previous miscarriage, she will not be announcing until the cocoon is well into the second trimester. Will she start wearing more clothes when she becomes a mother? We hope so. Frankly, we think the girl is way too obsessed with spandex.


Oh brother. I am NOT looking forward to the barrage of exposure this chick is going to get (and MILK) once it's revealed. Key word: cocoon.

Today's Blind Item - Mom and Daughter Special Sharing-Time Edition

"This B- list television (hit network drama)and movie (meh) actress is known for being adventurous sexually but her latest twist is something that goes into a whole new realm. Over the past few years she has been seeing one particular C list cable actor and in the past few months he has been seeing not only the actress but also her mom. The actress knows about it, encourages it and makes it a condition of their continued romance."

via [CDaN]

First of all? ICK!!! Secondly? ICK!! I'ven mentioned this little gal on Dipped in Cream in the past for her "questionable" behavior.

Oh, and...ICK!!