NINE Premiere in New York - Someone's make-up artist is getting fired.

 The cast of NINE

 

 OhdearLord. Nicole Kidman

is gonna cut a bitch for this.

 

 I see Madonna has found the

Orange, and Lola raided Mummy's closet.

 

 The Dwarf Scarecrowlsen Twins

The New York Premiere for the film NINE looked like a complete hot mess the other night, but no one could really top Nicole Kidman's impression of Tony Montana with cocaine white powder all of her face. That make-up artist should probably go learn another trade...she will NEVER get another job, except maybe at Kohl's cosmetic counter. 

Fergie looked crabby and was without her cheetah hubby, Josh. Madonna showed up with daughter, Lourdes, who was clearly channeling Mum with that get-up. And since when does Madonna rock the Orange?? She's always had porcelain white skin! And the tiny bagladies who appear surgically attached at the hipbone shuffled into the Premiere, too.

All that said, I am DYING to see this film. DYING!!

 

Lindsay Lohan robbed AGAIN?

Basted to perfection.

Yeah. Your lips are plumped
because your are biting them. OHHHkay.

Yeeeesh. Lindsay's been "robbed" again.

via TMZ and People Magazine:

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan wasn't home when burglars broke into her Hollywood Hills home over the weekend, but she is "upset" by the crime, even as she prepares to move to a safer place, according to her mother.

The Los Angeles Police Department's Hollywood station received a report of a burglary at a residence in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive around 6 a.m. Sunday, a police watch commander said.

"The safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed," Lohan's mother, Dina, told People.com. "Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken too. Thank God she wasn't home."

Police could not provide details of what may have been taken or how the burglars got into the house, said Officer Norma Eisenman, an LAPD spokeswoman.

Lohan was apparently rattled, her mother told People. "She is okay, but upset."

The actress was planning to move "to a safer place" even before the break-in occurred, her mother said.

The weekend break-in was the second reported at Lohan's residence. The first was reported in May.

Lohan's father believes the burglary was an inside job, according to TMZ.com.

"I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop," he told TMZ.com."

I'd LOVE to know what was in the wall-mounted safe that was broken into. Maybe it's the recipe for her "Sevin Nyne" self-tanner. I hear it's just a bottle of Lawrey's Citrus BBQ Sauce.