Damn it, Lindsay!

OhforpitySAKE.

You CANNOT tell me Lindsay Lohan doesn't know her boobie is falling out. Oh, there were certainly more explicit shots, but I tend not to show "nip slips" here on Dipped in Cream. And for once I can even tell you that I didn't look at the revealing pictures that are all over The Internets right now. (It's a first.)

I highly doubt  Linds was shopping for a well-fitting brassiere in this shot. 

Sigh.

 

Let's make it THREE Lohan stories in two days!

Rihanna? Lindsay made these just for YOU!

Yeah, because I can see the average gal wearing these shopping in downtown Seattle in these ridick leggings straight from Lindsay Lohan's 6126 Leggings Line.  Jesus H. We'd all get thrown right out of Nordstrom and Barney's. No question.

You know, I don't have photography studio anymore, but hey, maybe I don't need one. Lindsay's just down in some creepy dude's basement with no background seamless paper or even decent lighting. 

Looks like I'm open for bidness! Wait. Does that make me a "creepy dude"?

Nevermind.   

Oh dear. The nun's didn't enjoy Lada Gaga's MTV VMA performance. Whaaaa?

Lady Gaga performing "Paparazzi" 

at the VMAs last weekend

No. I simply cannot believe that Catholic nuns didn't quite care for Lady Gaga's performance piece (which is what it was, in every sense) on Sunday night's MTV VMAs. (Eyeroll.)

via whyfame.com:

"Finally somebody takes attitude against Lady Gaga’s behavior! Her own fans were freaked out by her bloody appearance at MTV Music Video Awards while singing her ‘Paparazzi’ hit. Note that Gaga’s fans are mostly teens, (I think most of her fans are the gays and they GOT it!!) so imagine what this new deadly-sexy singer teaches the little ones. Beside them, Gaga’s former teachers were shocked!

If you didn’t know, Lady Gaga (on her real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) was matriculated for several years, guess where…in New York, at the Convent of the Sacred Heart girls school, New York Post reports. So she was preparing to be a nun!!!

“When someone showed the nuns a video of her bloody performance at the VMA Awards, the good sisters were not amused”, the report added."

Ummm...whose bright idea was it to show this to the nuns in the first place? What they don't know about their former student won't hurt them, I always say. (Actually, I don't always say that.)

My point is: It was a METAPHOR, people!! Well, kind of a literal metaphor, if you will. Stars have a love/hate relationship with the paparazzi and Lady Gaga's performance, I felt, was brilliant. It was kind of, "yeah, chase me, wound me, leave me alone, chase me, oh dear, you killed me" sort of statement. You can't tell me Lindsay Lohan doesn't love every. Goddamned. Second. of her time with the paps--we all know she even tips them off as to her whereabouts. It's almost as though she's got a deep-seated deathwish so that she will become iconic like her tragic idol Marilyn or Michael Jackson. (I got my Psych Degree from Sears, fyi.)


Then we do have the Princess Diana side of things, don't we? She, too, manipulated the European press and paps, but they (and a drunk chauffer) killed her in the end.


The performance certainly required discussion between kids or teens and their parents--but the nuns most definitely didn't need to watch it, forPITYsake.

 

Lindsay Lohan's "robbers" have been caught--but more importantly, WHAT the goddamnhell is she wearing?

Thigh highs, a jacket, a jaunty hat

and that stupid finger in her mouth a-bloody-GAIN.

Some little 18-year old a-hole named Nicholas Prugo was arrested today in connection with two robberies; one of the chicks from The Hills (I know which one, I just wanna give that her or that piece of crap show more publicity) and of course, our little girl Lindsay Lohan.

Remember, a few weeks ago, Lindsay arranged to have suffered the fear of having her home broken into and had clothing, jewelry stolen (that she was "borrowing" from a ritzy Beverly Hills jeweler), as well as legal documents and perhaps--fingers crossed--some home movies. 

via TMZ.com

"TMZ has learned the 18-year-old dude arrested for burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's home is no stranger to trouble -- Nicholas Prugo was arrested earlier this year on a cocaine charge.

Prugo was busted near L.A. back in February for possession of coke. This is his mug shot from that arrest. Prugo plead guilty and entered an 18-month drug diversion program.

Law enforcement sources tell us Prugo may have violated the terms of his diversion program for something unrelated to the burglary -- he's due back in court to deal with that in November.

Prugo was also arrested last month in Beverly Hills .. we're told it was for DUI."

Dumbshit.

 

But seriously, you guys. What is UP with Lindsay constantly having that stupid finger in her mouth?? I've posted like, 300 other shots like this. If she's trying to be all coy and Freudian, it's not working. She's just creeping me out.

Today's Blind Item - You'll LOVE This Edition!!

You know, she actually looks
cute here. Must be a bad angle.

"This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won't break into your house and take your things. Just saying."

via CDaN

Lindsay Lohan robbed AGAIN?

Basted to perfection.

Yeah. Your lips are plumped
because your are biting them. OHHHkay.

Yeeeesh. Lindsay's been "robbed" again.

via TMZ and People Magazine:

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan wasn't home when burglars broke into her Hollywood Hills home over the weekend, but she is "upset" by the crime, even as she prepares to move to a safer place, according to her mother.

The Los Angeles Police Department's Hollywood station received a report of a burglary at a residence in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive around 6 a.m. Sunday, a police watch commander said.

"The safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed," Lohan's mother, Dina, told People.com. "Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken too. Thank God she wasn't home."

Police could not provide details of what may have been taken or how the burglars got into the house, said Officer Norma Eisenman, an LAPD spokeswoman.

Lohan was apparently rattled, her mother told People. "She is okay, but upset."

The actress was planning to move "to a safer place" even before the break-in occurred, her mother said.

The weekend break-in was the second reported at Lohan's residence. The first was reported in May.

Lohan's father believes the burglary was an inside job, according to TMZ.com.

"I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop," he told TMZ.com."

I'd LOVE to know what was in the wall-mounted safe that was broken into. Maybe it's the recipe for her "Sevin Nyne" self-tanner. I hear it's just a bottle of Lawrey's Citrus BBQ Sauce.