Who's THAT Bitch??

Never in a million years did

I know who this is.

After a good, hard look, I coulda sworn this was actress Annabella Sciorra (from Jungle Fever, Hand That Rocked the Cradle, The Sopranos), but NO.

It's CrazyFace herself: Paula Abdul?? Sistergirl had some work done and some chub sucked out, if you ask me. 

Just sayin'.

THIS will not end well. Julia Roberts in a bikini with Javier Bardem.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

There was a time when I was a fan of Julia Roberts. I couldn't watch a film of hers without crying...that vulnerable, doe-eyed girl onscreen with the face that the camera loved.

Slowly over the years her image of being a--how shall I put it--homewrecker--became quite off putting. The lustre was gone from the ingenue, and the hard facade was all that was...and IS left. I don't fall for the "million dollar smile" anymore. With nearly every film she's made, Julia has also come away with a new man, including her current husband, cameraman Danny Moder (who was married at the time) during the filming of The Mexican. Need more of an actual list? Voila`.

Danny Moder, husband (2002 to present)

Benjamin Bratt, ex-boyfriend (1997 to 2001)
Matthew Perry, ex-boyfriend (1996)
Lyle Lovett, ex-husband (1993 to 1995)
Jason Patric, ex-boyfriend (1991 to 1992)
Kiefer Sutherland, ex-boyfriend (1990 to 1991, engaged)
Dylan McDermott, ex-boyfriend (1988 to 1990, engaged)
Liam Neeson, ex-boyfriend (1987 to 1988)


I'm just sayin'. The countdown has begun. 

So is Javier Bardem still with the lovely Penelope Cruz? We'll see, won't we? Because here he is with his co-star Julia Roberts filming Eat, Pray, Love in Rome.

Who's THAT Bitch?

"Just another player in your game for two..."

Photo: Tabloid Prodigy VIA Towleroad

No. Way. You have GOT to be kidding me. Just what is he trying to achieve....sigh.

Nevermind.

Whoopsie!

Yeah. It's him. Lance Bass. And to my Gays? I guess, you're welcome? Or, I'm sorry.

Tawny Kitaen Arrested Again for DUI

An old mughot of Tawny's 

from an earlier arrest

Here you go, again on your own, Tawny. (Cringe..sorry.)

This woman needs to hire a driver because she obviously won't fire her dealer or stop driving drunk.

via the OC Register:


NEWPORT BEACH – Tawny Kitaen, actress and ex-wife of former Angels pitcher Chuck Finley, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence this afternoon.

Kitaen, 48, was arrested by Newport Beach Police at 3 p.m. She was released on a $2,500 bail.

It is unclear if Kitaen, of Newport Beach, was under the influence of alcohol, prescription drugs or both, said Newport Beach Police Sgt. Steve Burdette.

Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.

Kitaen was a cast member for season 2 of reality TV show, "Celebrity Rehab." Three years ago, Kitaen entered a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to possessing 15 grams of cocaine.
She was arrested in 2002 on charges she abused her then-husband, former Angels pitcher Chuck Finley."

Oh, Tawny. You used to be stunning. Not just pretty--STUNNING. That wild mess of auburn hair, those legs doing cartwheels and splits on the two Jags in the beloved (?) 80's video Here I Go (Again on My Own) by Whitesnake.

Tawny and David, way back in the day.

Girl, you even married the gorgeous lead singer, David Coverdale (who still looks great, by the way--doesn't that just figure that the dude stays hot after all these years, but the chicks can't seem to?). Then it all went to crap...you dated OJ forpitysake, then married a baseball player and proceeded to beat the crap out him with your shoes...one arrest after another.


Sigh. Then came fewer roles, and then your were on Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew--but you didn't want to go to Sober Living. See what happened?

Here's a little something for everyone to remember how beautiful Tawny Kitaen was: 




But really, you were just one of many video ho vixens...except you actually had potential.