Showing posts with label CokeHead Barbie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CokeHead Barbie. Show all posts

Monday, 7 December 2009

A couple of Lindsay Lohan's photos from MUSE Magazine. Hmmmmm. (NSFW, FYI)


 
 
 
 
Sorry for this last one.
Girl ain't got no ass whatsoever.

Photographer Yu Tsai spoke to the NY Post and said about his photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan and a couple of other freaks models about her "homage" to Kate Moss and Johnny Depp's relationship:


"The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity," Tsai said. "There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. (BOUNDARIES? HAHAHAHA! Good one.) She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.

"When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss -- you're at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl."

I feel badly for Johnny Depp's name being thrown into this pot of crap. Now, Kate's trashy name deserves every bit of it -- I understand she even approves of this mess.

Honestly. Lindsay looks like a coked-up whore. And I mean that in the sweetest way possible

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Yes. It's yet ANOTHER Lindsay Lohan Post. WhatEVER.


 
Is that what I think I see peeking out?
 
LINDSAY!! Get your GD ass to rehab.
Right. This. Minute.


Hot. Fucking. Mess. This 23 year old young woman is going to die young. I hate to be the one to announce this sad story, but believe me, the writing is on the bathroom stall wall. Just look at her. Here's Drunk/Drugface at the prestigious Whitney Museum Gala last night. 

I don't think Lindsay looks coked-up here. I think she looks drunk and woozy. Is she swallowing Oxycontin now? Her crazy Pot-Calling-the-Kettle-Black father, Michael is blabbing to any media outlet that will print his words, thinks she needs to be back in rehab. Of course, he's stating the obvious, but Lindsay has already been to rehab, what THREE times? If she doesn't wanna go--it won't do a damn bit of good.

Lindsay is a runaway bullet train that hasn't wrecked--yet.

Oh, and ssshhhh...I love her pink coat.

Sunday, 27 September 2009

Tawny Kitaen Arrested Again for DUI


An old mughot of Tawny's 
from an earlier arrest

Here you go, again on your own, Tawny. (Cringe..sorry.)

This woman needs to hire a driver because she obviously won't fire her dealer or stop driving drunk.

via the OC Register:


NEWPORT BEACH – Tawny Kitaen, actress and ex-wife of former Angels pitcher Chuck Finley, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence this afternoon.

Kitaen, 48, was arrested by Newport Beach Police at 3 p.m. She was released on a $2,500 bail.

It is unclear if Kitaen, of Newport Beach, was under the influence of alcohol, prescription drugs or both, said Newport Beach Police Sgt. Steve Burdette.

Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.

Kitaen was a cast member for season 2 of reality TV show, "Celebrity Rehab." Three years ago, Kitaen entered a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to possessing 15 grams of cocaine.
She was arrested in 2002 on charges she abused her then-husband, former Angels pitcher Chuck Finley."

Oh, Tawny. You used to be stunning. Not just pretty--STUNNING. That wild mess of auburn hair, those legs doing cartwheels and splits on the two Jags in the beloved (?) 80's video Here I Go (Again on My Own) by Whitesnake.


Tawny and David, way back in the day.


Girl, you even married the gorgeous lead singer, David Coverdale (who still looks great, by the way--doesn't that just figure that the dude stays hot after all these years, but the chicks can't seem to?). Then it all went to crap...you dated OJ forpitysake, then married a baseball player and proceeded to beat the crap out him with your shoes...one arrest after another.


Sigh. Then came fewer roles, and then your were on Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew--but you didn't want to go to Sober Living. See what happened?

Here's a little something for everyone to remember how beautiful Tawny Kitaen was: 




But really, you were just one of many video ho vixens...except you actually had potential.

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Hold on to your effing hat--the Olsen Twins are SMILING.

 
Oh happy day!!
[photo by Patrick McMullan]
I haven't seen smiles THIS BIG on Trollsen Twins since their Full House days. I know, "how roooood". 
Check these two out at Bergdorf Goodman for Fashion’s Night Out on Thursday night. I wonder if there were little clear packets and prescription meds being passed around, too? 

Okay. That was just plain mean.

But seriously. Were they passing out party favors?

Monday, 7 September 2009

Today's Blind Item - "No wonder she's lost weight" Edition


WHICH curvaceous starlet and her new Hollywood hubby were reckless at a swanky LA hotel recently? The normally private twosome were spotted snorting cocaine in front of other guests.

via BIE

I have an idea who this could be. I don't care for this chick. At all.