Brad Pitt Hit on Motorcycle by Stupid Paparazzi in CAR?

Brad, just mindin' his own bidness...

Get a load of this crap. 

“X17online can report exclusively that Brad Pitt fell off his motorcycle after hitting the back of a car in Hollywood just ten minutes ago.”

So, yeah. Wanna know just HOW X17online got this scoop?? THEY EFFING CAUSED IT!!!

via (stupid) X17online:


“...that Brad was apparently hit from behind by a paparazzo driving a Saturn just moments before the incident occurred. 
 
“The bump by the photographer’s car caused Brad to lose his balance and hit the car in front of him, but it took a few seconds for the tap to jostle Brad off of his bike. 

As far as we know, there was no damage to the motorcycle or to the car but as you can imagine, Brad was very upset with the pap.

“Our photographers witnessed him yelling at the guilty pap as he pulled his bike from the street.”

Shit, ya THINK?? I swear...it's gonna happen again, with far more harrowing results (Princess Diana, anyone?).


I cannot believe these assholes are reporting this accident as if they just happened upon the scene. Jaaayzus H.

Demi Moore gives the Pink Pig a verbal ass-kicking...GOOD for her!

Mama and Baby Bear

Demi and Tallulah

The Pink Pig (you have to know who I'm talking about--initials P oink H) had the gall to scrawl his usual nastiness all over a picture of 15-year old Talullah Belle Willis.

"...he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed."  Gross.

I was actually on Twitter at the time Demi and that blogger were having it out. (By the way, I have BLOCKED the Pink Pig on Twitter bacause I loathe him, so I was only privy to Demi's side of the "conversation", but believe me, there were NOT two sides to this story.) He can scream "First Amendment" all he wants. It. Does. Not. Apply.

Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."

• Demi Tweeted: "Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child's 'boobs & ass' while providing photos?... This is not a game . Children should not be exploited. They must be protected." 

Good for Demi...if I were her, Lord knows I'd be alllll up in that pig's snout, attorney in tow.
 

Mama Bears U N I T E, y'all!

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LeAnn Rimes and that Eddie guy are just PARADIN' it around..

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes "golfing"

Ugh. These two again. Just flaunting it for all the world to see--too bad Eddie's wife, Brandi Glanville isn't taking this crap lying down. It seems Miss Brandi saw exactly what was going on during a double-date in the midst of filming of that gawd-awful Lifetime movie Eddie and LeAnn were filming.

via People Magazine:

"We went to play pool, went for sushi, dancing," Brandi tells People Magazine.

Not only was her husband flirting with Rimes, but also Brandi explains that LeAnn was also very affectionate with Eddie. "They were very touchy-feely," she says.

"They seemed happy. [But] I felt like it was almost like 'I love my husband. I'm not after your husband.'"

Brandi stood by her husband when news of the affair broke but Eddie would reportedly always talk about LeAnn, which was when Brandi decided it was time to call it quits.

"We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn] so how could that have worked?" asks Brandi."

Eddie's looking square in the eye at some hefty spousal and child support payments. Lawd knows he doesn't get that much work.