I've stooped to an all-time low. Thanks a LOT, Tiger Woods.

 Ugh.

I'm sorry, you guys. I made a transgression by decided to post a completely Photoshopped picture of Cheetah Tiger Woods that's all over the internet. Hey, y'all might as well see it here, the way I see it.

 

via TMZ: 

"Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday -- the day of Tiger's crash -- Jaimee went to work, played the voicemail to co-workers and then later in the evening said she had received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee says she answered and asked who was on the line. Jaimee says the caller -- a woman -- did not identify herself but said, "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband."

Oh gurrrrl. 

Demi Moore, Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer and Eva Hertzigova worship Photoshop!

Wow. There has been a LOT of chatter regarding Demi Moore's recent cover of W Magazine. Naturally, she says it's ALL HER....how dare the public insinuate that a bit of Photoshop may have been utilized to achieve the completely freakish image gracing the cover! I mean, really?

 The cover in question...

 

Demi's Twitter responses...

 

 Oh, DEAR. What. Have. We. HERE??

Source: I'm Not Obsessed via Pop Culture Madness

I have NEVER claimed to "live a perfect life", as that suck-up wrote to Demi regarding her cover shot. I just hate the lying about shit. Don't even tell me that "it's Pilates and eating right", "I've never had plastic surgery!" and "NO, that picture has not been Photoshopped!". Oh, knock it off. 


via I'mNotObsessed.com


"...a link to Pop Culture Madness, a website that has side to side comparisons of Demi Moore's W Cover Shoot and Anja Rubik walking the runway. Looks... the same doesn't it?


What do you think? Did W superimpose Demi's face on Anja's body? Or is this image photoshopped as well? Unreal!"

And for your viewing pleasure, I have a few more examples of the wonders of Photoshop:

 Winter 2010 cover of

I-D Magazine

Oh. Okaaaay.

  I present to you, Helena...

 Claudia...

 

 and Eva. Okay?? Where did her curves go?

The "real" photos of the gals above are current.

Now as a side-bar, I have a special place in my heart for Helena. She was one of Michael Hutchence's girlfriends and they made a gorgeous pair. (Sadface.)

See what I mean?

(Oh, and I do Photoshop photos of myself. I just admit it.) 

Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone. America's Bad Girl?

 

I am going to disagree with Rolling Stone Magazine referring to Megan Fox as "American's Bad Girl".  Here's why:

"My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave. I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."


Megan, I dub thee, "America's Crazy Bitch Who is in Dire Need of a Straightjacket".

Dear Lord, please never let this chick give birth. Amen.

Demi Moore is a big, fat, cross-eyed, OLD liar.

Wow, Demi. Just, wow.
Photo: GoingPlastic.com

Yep. That was harsh. You know what else is harsh? Demi Moore LYING in French Marie Claire Magazine about her plastic surgery.

Listen up, kids, here's what Mrs. Kutcher had to say about having plastic surgery:

"It's completely false, I've never had it done," she said, adding: "But I would never judge those who have.

"If it's the best thing for them, then I don't see a problem."

Moore went on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery "to hold up the ageing process."

"It's a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won't make you happy.

"That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done," she said.

"For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty."

Despite her protestations, Moore's surgeon in the US is said to be Brian Novack.

In 2004 a close friend said: "He's a fantastic surgeon and his clients don't look like they've had surgery. Demi can't stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect."

Wow. Really, Demi? What about those tits? Oh, those were for a film (the classic **COUGHpieceofshitCOUGH**, Striptease), so it doesn't count? Get out. And that face? It's so tight Ashton could bounce a quarter off it.

Here's the thing. No one really cares if Demi has a nip and a tuck, or a shot or a peel. JUST DON'T EFFING LIE ABOUT IT!