"Twilight - New Moon" Premiere in Los Angeles!

 Robert Pattinson making some girl's LIFE.

 

 Oh.My.Goodness. Kristen Stewart looks PLEASANT.

And very pretty, I might add.

 

 More RPatz

 

 Dakota Fanning working that red carpet pose.

 

GASP! JOAN effing JETT, people!!

 

By now we all know that I've never read a single Twilight novel, nor have I seen the first film. I doubt, too, that I'll see the second installment, New Moon--because well, why would I?

Here are my thoughts on the L.A. premiere tonight. JOAN EFFING JETT was on the red carpet!! She was there obviously to support her girls, Kristen and Dakota who are in the Runaways film which I will see. (KStew plays Joan and Dakota is portraying  Cheri Curry--even though I thought Taylor Momsen should've been cast. The producers really should have asked me...but maybe Dakota will rock it, who knows?)

I'm also genuinely happy to see that Rob and Kristen aren't playing the sullen brats like they did during the first film's promotion tours. Remember this?

Yeah.

 

via Examiner.com

"Some big celebrities showed up for the premiere as well. Joan Jett is on hand, presumably to lend some support to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, who star in the upcoming biopic The Runaways (Stewart, as you likely already know, plays Jett). Rapper 50 Cent is there (who would have thought he liked Twilight?), as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julianne Hough, and Rachel Lea from 'Glee.'

Even Richie Sambora is there with his daughter, who is probably quite thrilled that her father managed to get her there!"

I love a vampire film...maybe I should just hush up. If I had a daughter, she'd probably be all over this Twilight stuff...and I'd know everything about Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

David Letterman's Wife Kicks Him O U T. Oh crap...here we go.

Dave and son Harry. 

(I have a sadface right now.)

Yeah. This BREAKING NEWS is coming as a big, fat NO SURPRISE. 

via TheEnquirer.com (I KNOW, hush up...)

Mired in a sex scandal, the 62-year-old Late Show host is now living in his luxury loft in lower Manhattan, while his wife and son stay at his mansion in New York's swank Westchester County.

"Dave admitted he's sleeping in the city after Regina let him have it. He took a few days off from the show so they could try to work things out," divulged an insider at his CBS show. "But if anything, he may have made the situation worse.

"Regina demanded that he tell the complete truth about what he did with the women, but Dave hemmed and hawed.

"Now he's moved out of the house. He said Regina told him to 'get out' and that's exactly what he did!"

You know what? I'm having trouble watching Dave these days. If anyone, we'll watch Conan. I am actually feeling cringe-y when I see Dave now. Wow.

Shame on you, Dave. You broke Regina's heart. You are breaking Harry's heart. And you've broken mine. 

Chris Brown? SHUT the eff UP.

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Goddamnit. Guess what, y'all? Chris Brown doesn't remember a THING about beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp. What??

Does this a-hole really think wearing a baby blue sweater and a dorky bow-tie will make us think he's just a misunderstood young man? ("Like, wow.")

We will have a hair-lighting ceremony tonight during Larry King. God knows, my hair will be on fire.