George Clooney takes mom and Elisabetta (is that an Adam's Apple I see?) Canalis to the Premiere of "Up In The Air"

Seriously. She looks like a dude.

I'm not saying anything that YOU aren't thinking, so don't leap all over me for saying Elisabetta Canalis looks like a full-on tranny. Oh, a pretty good tranny who has temporarily snagged her some Clooney-time, but a tranny nonetheless.

And how cute is George's mom? Nina is a little doll, who oddly looks more of an appropriate age to be on George's arm than the tranny...and that is all kinds of wrong.

Actually, anything having to do with George's lovelife seems to be questionable. 

I don't know where I'm even headed with that last remark.

"Twilight - New Moon" Premiere in Los Angeles!

 Robert Pattinson making some girl's LIFE.

 

 Oh.My.Goodness. Kristen Stewart looks PLEASANT.

And very pretty, I might add.

 

 More RPatz

 

 Dakota Fanning working that red carpet pose.

 

GASP! JOAN effing JETT, people!!

 

By now we all know that I've never read a single Twilight novel, nor have I seen the first film. I doubt, too, that I'll see the second installment, New Moon--because well, why would I?

Here are my thoughts on the L.A. premiere tonight. JOAN EFFING JETT was on the red carpet!! She was there obviously to support her girls, Kristen and Dakota who are in the Runaways film which I will see. (KStew plays Joan and Dakota is portraying  Cheri Curry--even though I thought Taylor Momsen should've been cast. The producers really should have asked me...but maybe Dakota will rock it, who knows?)

I'm also genuinely happy to see that Rob and Kristen aren't playing the sullen brats like they did during the first film's promotion tours. Remember this?

Yeah.

 

via Examiner.com

"Some big celebrities showed up for the premiere as well. Joan Jett is on hand, presumably to lend some support to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, who star in the upcoming biopic The Runaways (Stewart, as you likely already know, plays Jett). Rapper 50 Cent is there (who would have thought he liked Twilight?), as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julianne Hough, and Rachel Lea from 'Glee.'

Even Richie Sambora is there with his daughter, who is probably quite thrilled that her father managed to get her there!"

I love a vampire film...maybe I should just hush up. If I had a daughter, she'd probably be all over this Twilight stuff...and I'd know everything about Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

2009 Daytime Emmy Awardzzzzzzzzzz

"I'D LIKE TO THANK MEEEE!!"

The only cute ones there, Portia and Ellen.

Tyra, threatening with her eyes,
instead of smiling with them.

I know, the Daytime Emmy Awards are a bit of the red-headed step-child of awards shows. I really don't care about them, but having seen these pictures of Tyra (in two different dresses, of course. That copper Cavalli get-up is a bit much, don't you think?) Ty-ranny (can be pronounced two ways!) actually won, too, for (gulp) Outstanding Talk Show. Really? Here's what the self-proclaimed "Lightbulb Head" had to say about her show:

"You've got to move and I've totally redone my show from skin and guts — how it looks, feels all the way down to content, because of the changing generation," Banks said.

I take that statement to mean if anyone disagrees with her ass, their ass is OUT.

ANYshrug. Here's the list of winners (aka: people I've never heard of in my entire life):

DRAMA SERIES
"The Bold and the Beautiful"

ACTOR
Christian LeBlanc, "Young and the Restless"

ACTRESS
Susan Haskell, "One Life to Live"

SUPPORTING ACTOR
(Tie)
Jeff Branson, "Guiding Light"
Vincent Irizarry, "All My Children"

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Tamara Braun, "Days of Our Lives"

YOUNGER ACTOR
Darin Brooks, "Days of Our Lives"

YOUNGER ACTRESS
Julie Berman, "General Hospital"

DAYTIME DRAMA DIRECTING
"One Life to Live"

DAYTIME DRAMA WRITING
"General Hospital"

TALK SHOW (INFORMATIVE) Ummm...I don't even have a comeback.
"The Tyra Banks Show"

TALK SHOW (ENTERTAINMENT)
"Rachael Ray" Wait. It should read: RACHAEL RAY, Bitches ! ! ! Pain. In. My. Left. Eye.

TALK SHOW HOST
Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd, Barbara Walters, "The View" Jaaaayzus. Those screeching hens won??

GAME SHOW
"Cash Cab" OH! That's a cool show.

GAME SHOW HOST
Meredith Vieira, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"

MORNING PROGRAM
"Good Morning America"

Yawwwwwnnnn.

Paula Abdul is set to host VH1 Divas Live!

"I'm hoshting the Divash, Bitchesh!"

First things first. The line-up for the 2009 VH1's Divas Live is well, questionable at best. The latest edition of the franchise will include performances by Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, and Jordin Sparks, and VH1 says additional performers and presenters will be added in coming weeks.

Children, back in my day, the VH1 Divas Live was something special. We were given Cher, Mariah, Celine and Aretha. WORK IT, DIVAS! Nothing against Jordin Sparks, but a diva she is not. These young women have not come close to what it takes to be called a Diva.

If Whitney wants a real comeback, why doesn't she get her clavicle and wig up on that Diva stage where we want her??

WE WANT WHITNEY!

Oh, this was supposed to be about Paula Lushdrool hosting the Divas. Does this mean she thinks she's one, too? I actually think she might be a Diva. All she's missing is some talent.