Rihanna wants to have some lesbian love with Megan Fox!

 RiRi is a naughty girl!

 

 ...aaaaand, you're welcome for this

sexy shot of Megan.

Rihanna chatted about acting roles she'd be interested in...and I think it's just about everyone's idea of what they'd want in a role:

 

“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.” Ri joked. “Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”

Rihanna called Megan (Weird Thumbs) Fox "hot" and "yummy". Fanboys (and girls, I 'spose) have a little something to think about at bedtime tonight!

"Twilight - New Moon" Premiere in Los Angeles!

 Robert Pattinson making some girl's LIFE.

 

 Oh.My.Goodness. Kristen Stewart looks PLEASANT.

And very pretty, I might add.

 

 More RPatz

 

 Dakota Fanning working that red carpet pose.

 

GASP! JOAN effing JETT, people!!

 

By now we all know that I've never read a single Twilight novel, nor have I seen the first film. I doubt, too, that I'll see the second installment, New Moon--because well, why would I?

Here are my thoughts on the L.A. premiere tonight. JOAN EFFING JETT was on the red carpet!! She was there obviously to support her girls, Kristen and Dakota who are in the Runaways film which I will see. (KStew plays Joan and Dakota is portraying  Cheri Curry--even though I thought Taylor Momsen should've been cast. The producers really should have asked me...but maybe Dakota will rock it, who knows?)

I'm also genuinely happy to see that Rob and Kristen aren't playing the sullen brats like they did during the first film's promotion tours. Remember this?

Yeah.

 

via Examiner.com

"Some big celebrities showed up for the premiere as well. Joan Jett is on hand, presumably to lend some support to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, who star in the upcoming biopic The Runaways (Stewart, as you likely already know, plays Jett). Rapper 50 Cent is there (who would have thought he liked Twilight?), as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julianne Hough, and Rachel Lea from 'Glee.'

Even Richie Sambora is there with his daughter, who is probably quite thrilled that her father managed to get her there!"

I love a vampire film...maybe I should just hush up. If I had a daughter, she'd probably be all over this Twilight stuff...and I'd know everything about Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Shirley Manson at MOCA 30th Anniversay Gala - Girl Crush!!

 Shirley Manson? I love you.

 

 Silly (not Stupid) Girl

 

 Stunning!!!

Y'all KNOW I love me some Shirley Manson (from the band Garbage?? Stay with me people!). I won't tell you the "I met Shirley Manson" story for the 8000th time. I just love her!

Here's my Scottish badass beauty looking elegant at the Museum of Contemporary Art's 30th Anniversary Gaga last night in Los Angeles. Party envy and seating arrangement envy.

In case a few of you have forgotten...here's just one reason I adore this gorgeous woman. 

Swooooon.

Recommended Movie of the Weekend - "From Dusk Til Dawn". HELL, yeah.

I've made mention of this Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino classic before. George Clooney was still Dr. Ross on E-Freakin'-R back in 1996 when this was released. I loved his little nervous tics, I loved Juliette Lewis and her white trash accent...but Salma. Oh, Salma Hayek and her snake dance. HO.LEE.SHIT. She was utter perfection...pouring that whiskey down her leg for "Richie" (Quentin) to drink it from her toes? Come ON, people. Does it get any sexier than that? No. It doesn't.

Oh yeah--there are vampires. LOTS of vampires.

Watch it. Love it. Tell me how you feel about it.

Happy Birthday, Joan Jett!! (Belated)

Joan Jett is 48, bitches

Oh Joan Jett. You are a hot piece of badass...

I swear, one day, Imma (thanks, Kanye for the new word) go to the casino and see Joan Jett and she will rock. My. World.

I saw Joan waaay back in 1982, and I think she's cooler and hotter than ever. Here comes the latent lesbian in me again...

 

Ellen DeGeneres? The new, PERMANENT 4th judge on "American Idol"? Whaaaa?

Holy crap. This came out of left field, didn't it? I think it's pretty cool, though. Who doesn't love Ellen anyway? 

via MSN:


"In a statement released by the show just a few minutes ago, DeGeneres said, “I’m thrilled to be the new judge on ‘American Idol.’ I’ve watched since the beginning, and I’ve always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I’ll save from not having to text in my vote.”


Ellen didn't participate (and isn't participating) in the audition process that is ongoing. She'll start when the new season of American Idol premieres in January 2010. 

I was not a huge Paula fan. There. I said it. I am just relieved I won't be screaming at the TV anymore when some drunk chick is slurring unintelligibly and dancing like a groupie when she ought to be showing some decorum. 


I'm waiting for the hate mail from mah gurls. You know who you are: Patrick, et al.

Oh, and maybe Ellen's wife Portia will show up from time to time? Mmmmmm. Portiaaaaa. (In Homer Simpson's voice...)

Happy Birthday, Salma Hayek!

If any one of you can show me a sexier scene than this, keep it to yourself.

Happy 43rd Birthday, Salma.