Madonna on David Letterman - GORGEOUS and Sweet!

My boyfriend and Madge

 

Madonna actually ate and swallowed some pizza.

 

She enjoyed a martini!

I've made fun of Madonna for looking like the mask from SAW (http://dippedincream.blogspot.com/2008/10/separated-at-birth-halloween-edition.html )...and she usually does, but last night on my boyfriend David Letterman's show, she looked gorgeous. 

 

              Catherine Deneuve

                  Photo: Vanity Fair

I love her hair. She's got a slight Catherine Deneuve thing going on (photo above). I may have to see My Boys at Sugardaddy's Salon before going to my high school reunion in a few weeks to copy it. 

Oh, Jaaaames???

 

Madonna - "Celebration 2.0" with Lourdes!! (Lola!)

I'm in love with this video. Check out Madonna's daughter, Lola! She is GORGEOUS.

Boys? This is FOR YOU!! I think you'll like it better than seagull barettes. 

This one's for My Boys--and by "Boys", I mean "Gurrrls".

Lola looks darling!

Oh, Madonna. I would hate to think you're pimping out your darling daughter, Lola. But I truly have the feeling she was dying to dress up all "Like a Virgin"-like. Lord knows my boys wanna dress up like me. (Patrick? Ya hear me talkin' to ya?)

ANYgay.

via my homegirl AmyGrindhouse.com:

"There are mixed reports about this clip. According to our BFFs at WeArePopSlags, the above may not be the final promo, strictly speaking. According to their report, fans were disappointed by it and confused as to why a remix of the song had been used. A second video is expected somewhere in the next two weeks. That second promo will reportedly feature Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, dressed like her mother from the Like a Virgin era.

Celebration will be available to download exclusively through the Apple iTunes store for free for the next 48 hours. Celebration is available for free download until September 3, 2009."

Download that shit up, y'all.

Britney's in on it, right?

Britney Spears - MTV Shows

Check out Russell Brand's Michael Jackson tattoo! Pretty sweet.

God, PLEASE let this year's VMA's be better than last year--please? Oh, and there's a rumor going around that the Queen of Pop will perform her new single "Celebration" at next month's Video Music Awards in New York City.

Those set to perform during the show, which takes place Sept. 13 at Radio City Music Hall, include Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Pink, Taylor Swift, Green Day and Muse.

I suppose I'll watch, if not just to ogle Russell with my darling Annette (who's half a world away).

Madonna Loves the Gypsies!

Oh Madonna. Way to piss off the Romanians. Honestly. Madonna has been living in her own 5-star hotel of a life for so long that she just has no sense of reality. None.

"While onstage, the Material Girl told her views on discrimination in Eastern Europe, where anti-Gypsy (or Roma as they’re known there) behavior is common.

During the concert, Madge told 60,000 concertgoers her thoughts about how discrimination made her “very sad, especially because we don’t believe in discrimination against anyone.”

Despite the poor reaction, Madonna continued on - hoping to try and get through to the crowd, saying,”We believe in equal rights for everyone, right? Gypsies, homosexuals, people who are different; everyone is equal and should be treated with respect, OK? Let’s not forget that.”

While I appreciate Madonna's "can't we all just get along" sentiment, I wasn't confronted by gangs of homosexuals trying to steal my purse while in Europe...it was a gang of gypsies. What a ridiculous comparison she's making.

I'm offended on behalf of my Gays.

Tiny Snippet of Madonna's New Single, "CELEBRATION", Bitches!

Loving this...are you??

Oh, Boys??? I'm talkin' to you!