Happy Birthday, Jared Leto! Daaaayum.

 Awwww yeeaah.

 

DAAAAYUM.

Oh, Jared Leto. My mom loves you. Patrick loves you. And I love you, you purrrdy thing. I can listen to this cover of DumbassKanye's Stronger on a gotdamn loop. People love talkin' crap about Jared's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, but I love 'em.

What's your favorite role played by Purdy Jared? Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Alexander the Great, Panic Room (CORNROWS!), or as JORDAN CATALANO in My So-Called Life?

Happy 38th birthday, Jared. Mmm.  

"A Single Man"

Tom Ford, Designer/Writer/Director

and Hot Piece of Ass 

 

Madonna looks tremedous

at the "A Single Man" Premiere

As I'm sitting here doing "research in my office" (read: trolling the internet from my Sleep Number Bed), I've decided to do a piece (that sounds fancier than post) on That Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford, and his new film, A Single Man. 

Gay? I could not care less that Tom's gay. So much so, that I kind of lost my mental footing and asked Stephen probably the most ridiculous question in our married life: "Isn't TOM FORD, like, the hottest gay man EVVVERRRR??" As we all know, we have a picture That Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford hanging in our walk-in closet--and it's not just for MY viewing pleasure. (You've all heard the story of "so if you had to be gay for a dude, who would it be?", and Stephen's answer without missing a beat was That Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford!!) Hey, we have framed photos of Angelina Jolie all over the house (including the master bathroom, so it's cool, right?)


Where was I, forpitysake? Ah, yes. The Single Man. I know my darling queers out there know all about That Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford and his major success as an iconic fashion designer, but did you know that he wrote and directed this new film? (I know they all know, but I have to fill in the straights on this shit, too.)

Read and learn, people. Read. And. Learn: via ONTD:


"Stepping out for an evening of cinema, Madonna attended a special screening of “A Single Man” hosted by The Cinema Society and Bing in New York City on Sunday (December 6).

Held at The Museum of Modern Art, the Material Girl was decked out in her finest garb, mingling with a guest list including Nicholas Hoult, Julianne Moore and Tom Ford.

As for “A Single Man,” the Tom Ford directed drama stars both Miss Moore and Colin Firth, along with Matthew Goode, Ginnifer Goodwin and Keri Lynn Pratt.

The highly acclaimed film is described as “a story that centers on an English professor who, after the sudden death of his partner tries to go about his typical day in Los Angeles.” 
 
A Single Man in HD

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Okay, I just read this "piece" to Stephen (so he knows when I'm talking gay shit about him). He said, "I didn't SAY "That Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford"...I just said TOM FORD."


The. End.

Let's talk about a DIFFERENT golfer today, shall we? Camilo Villegas!

 Camilo's signature "Spiderman" stalking of the hole.

Wow. Golf is full of innuendo.

 

Daaayum, y'all.

I'm not gonna bore y'all with any of Camilo Villegas's stats. Who cares, really? Sometimes it's nice just to look at a well-dressed COAL-OHHHMM-BEEAHHHNN (that's how I say Colombian) man. Si?

Oh, and he cussed on live TV today during the Chevron World Challenge being played in Thousand Oaks, California (just a hop-skip from Ventura!), where that other golfer was supposed to be playing for his charity.

David Beckham looking pretty darn cute...just because I wanna.

Just because I feel like it, mmkay?

Take note, Brad Pitt. You can wear a hat, be a little disheveled and still look really, really handsome. 

And fresh. I KNOW David Beckham never stinks...not even after a game. It's just not possible.  

Victoria Beckham's poor little feet! Bunion surgery!! OUCH.

Victoria's son Romeo is even giving

her the side-eye about those shoes.

Oh, Posh. Now I understand why you didn't call me last weekend when you were in Seattle for a day of shopping! Your little toes were hurting! You're forgiven, Love.

HolyLord, those shoes look dangerous.

FAB!!

via keepingyouinstiches:

The singer-turned-designer has told friends that her bunions are now so bad she is seriously considering having an operation to remove them.

The scale of Victoria’s painful bunion problem was laid bare recently when she was snapped in a pair of spiked Mulberry sandals. Now a friend of the former Spice Girl tells me: ‘Victoria has had enough of having bad feet and has made some early-stage enquiries about having her rather unpleasant bunions removed.

Am I the only one who thinks a French Pedi is creepy?

Listen. My girls out there (Cyndy, Holly, Cynthia, PATRICK!) have known me long enough to know it's still shocking to see me wearing ballet flats, but I do. I used to wear 4" stilettos to the grocery store, forpitysake. No. MORE. I gave away almost all of my high heels--most of them now belong to Dayna (see yesterday's Who Wore it Best -- those were mine.)

Even on my wedding day.

 OW.

I denied til I was blue that my severe back problems had anything to do with wearing super-high heels for over 35 years. I still think the shoes were only part of the problem, but they sure didn't help. (See? Still in denial.) Of course, after I had surgery to repair my tailbone in 2006, I immediately went back to heels, but as of 2008, I wear them maybe 5-6 times a year. Why, I'll even to shopping in downtown Seattle in my flats. I know, right? Crazy!


I suspect we won't be seeing Victoria much in photos as she recovers from surgery. I know how she feels about her YSL 5" stilettos all too well. (Rumor has it she's not in favor of Louboutin's as much as she has been in the past, due to JLo's ghetto-ing up of the brand in her new song of the same name. I agree.)

Posh confessed:

“I just can’t concentrate in flats,” she told the U.K.’s GMTV on Thursday.

“I’d love to go to the gym,” she told the morning chat fest, “but I can’t get my head around the footwear.”

There is, however, an exception to her strict no-flats policy.

“When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she admitted. “He likes me without any makeup on – just looking really natural.”

Victoria, I'll love you just as much without your stilettos.

Who Wore it BEST?

Felix's Mama, Dayna, 

always paparazzi-ready

 

 Alex and Dayna hamming

it up for the camera, as usual.

 

Miss Kelly Osbourne

I just stumbled across this photo of Kelly Osbourne wearing the same Betsey Johnson dress that Dayna owns! Obviously, Dayna chose the more elegant black and white version, but who do you think wore it better?

I think you know MY choice. BOOM. Dayna, by a landslide!

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Host State Dinner with Indian Prime Minister

 The Official Portrait

 

"Girl. You look hot". I know that look;

don't tell me I'm being disrespectful.

I'm just gonna put this out there: I think Michelle Obama will become the First Lady Icon, thus surpassing Jackie Kennedy Onasis. Sure, Mrs. Obama may have been inspired a bit my Jackie O., but she has taken the baton and run with it. Clearly, she's more than comfortable in the gorgeous gowns that are designed for her...

via HuffPo:

"Michelle Obama looked dazzling in a sleeveless gold dress and shawl as she and President Obama welcome Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and his wife Mrs. Gursharan Kaur for the first official state dinner on Tuesday night.

Mrs. Obama's dress was designed by Indian-American designer Naeem Khan."

But as presenting herself as a relaxed and approachable, as well as capable and dutiful,  First Lady, Michelle Obama is truly the one to be admired.

Hey! Two Angelina Jolie posts in one day! Trailer to "Salt"!

Remember that StupidTomCruise was originally going to play the role of "Salt"? It's my understanding that the producers didn't have to change a single thing in the script once he dropped out, giving the role to Angelina Jolie...including the hair coloring and lingerie scenes! I kid...I kid.

Not really.

Angelina looks tremendous -- but I always say that about her, don't I?

Song of the Day - "Original Sin" by INXS (French Remix!)

 Oh, Michael Hutchence.

 

Miss you much.

Get your glowsticks and Ecstasy out and DANCE, y'all. (Ooops. Did I say that? I only did it 2 1/2 times YEEEEEARS ago. Don't judge or hate on me, mmkay? It made me really crabby and I didn't enjoy it. So there.)

I just love this song, and it brings back great memories of the beautiful and sexy-voiced Michael Hutchence. Sigh. We miss you Michael.

The elegant and gorgeous David Bowie discusses his eyes...

David Bowie will forever make me swoooooon.

For years I had understood that David Bowie's eye situation was due to falling on a stick when he was a little boy...I mean "a young lad" (he's British after all!). Seems there was more to the story that we realized:

via contactmusic.com


"Bowie: "When I was 14 I fell in love with a girl. I was crazy about her. Only trouble was, my best mate had a bit of a soft spot for her too, but I was the winner. I moved in before he'd even made up his mind about how to approach her. Next day I was at school boasting to my mate about what a Casanova I was and he became terribly annoyed. In fact he threw a punch at me. 

It caught me in the eye and I stumbled against a wall and onto my knees. At first he thought I was kidding. It wasn't a very hard punch but obviously caught me at a rather odd angle."

Spitz tracked down the love rival who threw the punch, George Underwood, who told the author, 

"He knew damn well why I did it. We both wanted to go out with her and I was lucky enough to get a date. On the day of the date David rang me up and said that she had to cancel. So I didn't go but he had made up the whole story. The girl stood around for over an hour waiting for me as I discovered later. It was a bastard thing to do and I was furious with him, so it developed into a fight between us. And during the punch-up I caught his eye with a fingernail."

Bowie was hospitalised and doctors noticed the sphincter muscles of his left eye were badly torn, preventing the pupil from dilating or contracting. Doctors managed to save his eye, but explained the cosmetic aspects of the condition would be permanent.

The rocker, then David Jones, adds, "For quite a while I was very embarrassed about it. Although I could see very well out of the eye, it made me self-conscious."

David's eyes are just one of the many things that make him so appealing, sexy, intriguing, gorgeous...oh. I'm rambling. Sorry...

Didja ever wonder how many doggies are named BOWIE? I sure have. Because I'm a dork like that.

 

 

Pamela Anderson loves child slaves...oh yeah, and animals, too. Thanks, PETA!

WHAT the goddamnhell is going ON here?

(And I sure hope I don't see what I think I see...)

I didn't used to really get on Pammy's case all that much, but she's been cruisin' for it lately. First with her dumbass "fashion" show in New Zealand last week--'member? She was wearin' a sheet. An effing sheet. Then she dropped it, because NONE of us have seen her rock-hard chest lumps before. Ooooh. Controversial. Pssssh.

Now Ms. Hep-C America decided to treat one of her employees' children as a slave-prop during the Hollywood Style Awards.

via PageSix.com 

"One guest told Page Six, "People were genuinely shocked. She didn't even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela's feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away.

"Pamela was telling people it was her daughter," the attendee said. "And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted 'daughter' in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train."

Adelaide is the daughter of makeup artist to the stars Sharon Gault, who was believed to be at the event.

A spokesman for the Child Labor Coalition said, "I would want to speak to the child to ask her if it is something she willingly did. Nine is very young, and an awards ceremony is a long time for a child to be out holding a dress."

That nine year old little girl looks sad and humiliated...which I'm sure she was.  You know, if Pammy had been using a little poodle for this shit, the lovely folks at PETA would have flipped right out. But since Crazy-Face Pam is a devout member of PETA, I guess they agree that this was all in good fun.

Solange Knowles in Honey Magazine !!

Let's see sister Beyonce in a grocery cart

looking FIERCE--it would never happen.

 

I ADORE this dress.

I watched Oprah the other day with Chris Rock promoting his new documentary, Good Hair.  It was FASCINATING. It focused on women (mainly African American, but white women as well), and the lengths we all go to have pretty hair. There was a woman who flew from Colorado to New York City to get her weave. I was stunned. It was really educational. I had no idea about the weave process, for one thing. It takes HOURS, my friends. And then the relaxing process? Goodness. Even rapper/actor, Ice-T was shown talking about how painful it is to achieve the straight, so-called "good hair". We're talking SCALP BURNING. Holy crap, y'all.

 

Then out came Solange Knowles with her darling pixie-ish haircut. She discussed all the time, money (over $50,000 a year!!) for weaves, wigs, and maintenance for her hair prior to cutting it all off. Honestly? I think she looks absolutely GORGEOUS now. Before, she just sort of blended in with everyone else with their weaves and wigs and hair pieces. Now it's all about HER...and her stunning features. (I saw these photos on http://www.johnnyikon.com/ . He's an amazing blogger friend in London. Thanks, love, for posting these pics from Honey Magazine!)

I look forward to seeing Chris's film. I can tell he made it for his little girls so that they would see the true and natural beauty within themselves. He seems like a very tuned-in and loving dad. 

I admire Chris Rock...and Solange Knowles for their authenticity and talent. This was a great show, Oprah.

Madonna on David Letterman - GORGEOUS and Sweet!

My boyfriend and Madge

 

Madonna actually ate and swallowed some pizza.

 

She enjoyed a martini!

I've made fun of Madonna for looking like the mask from SAW (http://dippedincream.blogspot.com/2008/10/separated-at-birth-halloween-edition.html )...and she usually does, but last night on my boyfriend David Letterman's show, she looked gorgeous. 

 

              Catherine Deneuve

                  Photo: Vanity Fair

I love her hair. She's got a slight Catherine Deneuve thing going on (photo above). I may have to see My Boys at Sugardaddy's Salon before going to my high school reunion in a few weeks to copy it. 

Oh, Jaaaames???

 

Dame Elizabeth Taylor hits Macy's Passport Red Carpet

 Dame Elizabeth and her jewels!

 

One big sandwich of Pretty.

AnnaLynne McCord, from 90201,

with her gorgeous sisters, Angel and Rachel,

who all attended the Macy's Passport Gala. 

I love that Dame Elizabeth Taylor made a glorious appearance at the Macy's Passport Red Carpet Event. She's looking great, and made a lovely statement:

"As my beloved friend Michael (Jackson) said, 'We are the world.' And it is up to us to take care of those who are sick and dying, in this country and particularly in Africa."

So good to see her out and about...and those McCord girls? GORGEOUS.

Tom Ford is one hot piece of ass. (Nice title...jaayzus.)

THE best-dressed man in America--

dare I say, the world??

My blog is turning out to be extremely queer today (even more than usual!), and I think the name Dipped in Cream is sounding extra porn-y, too! Goodness, DiC (pun intended because I'm a dork), is on faahhr today.

Tom Ford makes me swoon. Not only that, he makes my husband swoon. You know the, "if you had to turn gay for someone, who would it be?" game? Yep. He'd give it up for Tom Ford. Don't tell him I told you. It's a secret.

I adore everything about Tom Ford. He's smart, gorgeous and designs The. Most. Exquisite. Menswear. If you'll recall, Daniel Craig wore ALL Tom Ford in Quantum of Solace and Brad Pitt always wears Tom's formal wear on the red carpet.

Some of you know I used to be a Menswear Wardrobe Consultant (snotty way of saying "sales-chick") at Nordstrom, so that explains why I'm such a mens clothing ho. 

Tom Fordmmmmmmmmm. (Again, in Homer's voice. But it was my husband saying it this time.)

Neil Patrick Harrison makes me wish I were a gay man sometimes.

Hell, yeah.
 Photo by Robert Trachtenberg for Rolling Stone

Good LAWD that's a fine lookin' man. If you had told me Doogie Howser, M.D. would turn into this fine piece...well, I don't know what I would've done.

I know what I'd like to do now, though. I say, God Daaaayum! 

Neil Patrick Harris? You're killin' me here!

Happy Birthday Jason Statham!!

 

 

Happy Birthday, Love!

Well, good morning!! What a way to wake up...to learn that it's  my naughty Brit boyfriend's birthday!! Jason Statham is 37 today, and with these pictures, I rather feel like it my birthday. YAY!

Sigh. Oh Jason. 

Happy Birthday, Beyonce`!!!

Beyonce` Giselle Knowles

BOOM, y'all. It's Bey's 28th birthday. Hubby JayZ better bring it, mmkay? This isn't just any gal's big day...

What on earth does one give to Beyonce` for her birthday? (I'm being nice, so I won't say, "acting chops".) 

See? I can be sweet!! 

Megan Fox is a nightmare of a hot bitch.

Megan Fox is a crazy bitch...

but she's a fierce, crazy bitch.

Self-proclaimed crazy chick, Megan Fox takes center-stage in the 4th anniversary issue of Wonderland Magazine. (Yeah, I've never heard of it either, and I'm damn sure they don't have it at Atkinson's Market in Sun Valley, Idaho. Did I mention we're on vaca--I mean, HOLIDAY, Sweeties?)

ANYpretentiousness. I just can't figure out how I feel about Megan Fox. She's crazy gorgeous and has a body that won't quit...but there's that little girl voice of hers that is hard to take. It doesn't go with the rest of the package. But she is nuts about Marilyn Monroe (see that horrible tattoo on her forearm--nothing says Classy with a Capital C like a forearm tat on a chick, oui?). Here's a little bit of her interview in that magazine most of us haven't heard of:

On what the fuck's wrong with her:
"I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is."

On her new movie Jennifer's Body:
"I think it's really about how fucked up and scary girls are. Girls are fucking nightmares."

On being a product:
"Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I'm not being that way I'm going to be sold that way."

On Michael Bay:
"[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for."

Hmmmm. I have Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch going through my head after reading that...and I'm sure Megan would take that as a compliment.