Amy Winehouse is in love with her new boobies and lips -- and drawn on freckles??

Amy! Seriously?

OhforpitySAKE.  New boobs, plumped up lips...fine, I get it. But freckles drawn on with an eyeliner pencil?? Amy Winehouse, what the goddamnhell are you doing? I've had freckles my entire life ("Oh, they'll disappear when you get older!" NO. THEY. DON'T.). 

Should I be flattered that Amy is trying to make freckles all the rage? Because I'm NOT.

(Yes, I am.)