Hey, y'all. It's a Tom Cruise post--and I'm in "Headquarters" - aka San Francisco!

Awwwwww. What a pretty little thing.

 

 GAAAAH! What a scary little thing!

I have no real purpose behind this post, other than I'm in San Francisco waiting for the connecting flight back to Seattle from Santa Barbara, and I thought of these two hilarious picture of Cruise-y. 

Jaaaayzus. What the goddamnHELL is going on in that top one from days of yore? ("Days of yore"??? Good Lawd.)