Happy Birthday, Evan Rachel Wood

Happy Birthday, ERW.

I guess I'll return the bed tarp 

I had gift-wrapped for you.

Today Evan Rachel Wood turns 22 years old. When I see photos like this, I feel old. I'm going to just blurt it out: I lost my virginity at the age of 22. I have a sneaking suspicion that Evan hasn't held onto hers for quite as many years. I don't know, maybe the fact that Evan was living with Marilyn Manson when she was 19 years old gave it away. Then there were rumblings of an affair with the ancient (shudder) Mickey Rourke while filming and promoting "The Wrestler".


I guess Evan is an okay actress. I remember seeing her on the TV series, "Once and Again" back in the 90's when she was really young. Now everyone's peeing their pants in excitement about Evan's appearance on "True Blood". (I finally sat through some of "True Blood" last night, by the way. I found most of the acting rather questionable and campy. I turned it off.)

I'm rambling. I guess I'm just glad I have sons. Know'msayin'?

Sex and the City 2 filming started in NYC

EEEK! Holy 80's flashback.

Wasn't 90210's AnnaLynne McCord available
as a body/face double?
She can borrow Nicole Kidman's prosthetic nose!

Maybe I'm not as excited as most chicks about the filming of Sex and the City 2, I don't know. But I tell ya what. There is NO effing way I'm gonna believe Secretariat Jessica Parker as an 18-year old ingenue finding her way in The Big Apple. No. Effing. Way.

The good news is Chris Noth ("Big") is back, and there's the possibility that Victoria Beckham may do a cameo.

Seriously, though. Is it just me about SJP not being able to pull off being 25 years younger? I hope there's plenty of vaseline for that lens.

2009 Daytime Emmy Awardzzzzzzzzzz

"I'D LIKE TO THANK MEEEE!!"

The only cute ones there, Portia and Ellen.

Tyra, threatening with her eyes,
instead of smiling with them.

I know, the Daytime Emmy Awards are a bit of the red-headed step-child of awards shows. I really don't care about them, but having seen these pictures of Tyra (in two different dresses, of course. That copper Cavalli get-up is a bit much, don't you think?) Ty-ranny (can be pronounced two ways!) actually won, too, for (gulp) Outstanding Talk Show. Really? Here's what the self-proclaimed "Lightbulb Head" had to say about her show:

"You've got to move and I've totally redone my show from skin and guts — how it looks, feels all the way down to content, because of the changing generation," Banks said.

I take that statement to mean if anyone disagrees with her ass, their ass is OUT.

ANYshrug. Here's the list of winners (aka: people I've never heard of in my entire life):

DRAMA SERIES
"The Bold and the Beautiful"

ACTOR
Christian LeBlanc, "Young and the Restless"

ACTRESS
Susan Haskell, "One Life to Live"

SUPPORTING ACTOR
(Tie)
Jeff Branson, "Guiding Light"
Vincent Irizarry, "All My Children"

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Tamara Braun, "Days of Our Lives"

YOUNGER ACTOR
Darin Brooks, "Days of Our Lives"

YOUNGER ACTRESS
Julie Berman, "General Hospital"

DAYTIME DRAMA DIRECTING
"One Life to Live"

DAYTIME DRAMA WRITING
"General Hospital"

TALK SHOW (INFORMATIVE) Ummm...I don't even have a comeback.
"The Tyra Banks Show"

TALK SHOW (ENTERTAINMENT)
"Rachael Ray" Wait. It should read: RACHAEL RAY, Bitches ! ! ! Pain. In. My. Left. Eye.

TALK SHOW HOST
Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd, Barbara Walters, "The View" Jaaaayzus. Those screeching hens won??

GAME SHOW
"Cash Cab" OH! That's a cool show.

GAME SHOW HOST
Meredith Vieira, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"

MORNING PROGRAM
"Good Morning America"

Yawwwwwnnnn.

What is UP with the Lohan Girls' Faces? And WHY?

WHAT the hell??
Photo: OK Magazine

Is there any reason two relatively good looking young--and I do mean YOUNG--women would start effing around with their faces??

Yes. I know I've been posting about the Lohan girls quite a bit this week. I can't look away. It's The Car Wreck Syndrome.

Here we have 16 (read: 35) year old Ali and 23 (read: WTF?) year old Lindsay. It's like they go get injections into their lips and faces the way we civilians get a mani-pedi. Jaaayzus. Lindsay is trotting around town whispering "pruuuuuune" for the paps and giving us all an Angie-pout, while Ali is doing her best looking much like a Lawn Guyland single-mom.

I don't get it. Do YOU?