A whole bunch of celebrity (or pseudo-celeb) women had babies!

The baby photos have

already been sold for around 

$250K. Psssh.

Jude Law's baby-mama, Samantha Burke gave birth to a daughter named Sophia today and I couldn't care less. Everybody's healthy...except for Jude and the mother, who are both nutbars...or a fameho and a plain ol' ho (Jude). Jaaayzus. How many kids does that chap need?  All I know is...he better write his first "chiiile s'port" (that's legalese, y'all) cheque--Jude's a Brit 'member? 


This past Saturday, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.also  had a baby girl named Charlotte Grace. Maybe everyone is going for more normal names now?

Or not...

Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy also gave birth to a baby girl named...wait for it: STELLA LUNA. Really?? Was "Goodnight, Moon-a" already taken?

While we're on the subject of the Jolie-Pitt Family...

Zahara and Shiloh go to Toys R Us!!

Shiloh (I mean JOHN from Peter Pan)--and "Z" had a trip to the local Toulon, France Toys R Us with Mummy and Pax yesterday. No, I'm not posting picture of Angie, all dressed in black, because it's all about these two.

Shiloh, Chaz Bono (mean!) John and Zahara are hilarious. Z is living up to her Naomi Campbell comparison  by looking FEEEEEIRCE in that skirt and little top (and crankyface) and her little sister is being the imaginative dork (Z's word, not mine) that she is. She's still pulling the "My name is JOHN!!" silliness that I find adorable. She even has a sword, and it's probably real considering Mummy's fetish for knives.

I think I'd like to spend a day--wait, maybe a couple hours--okay, 30 minutes--in that household just to witness the chaos. 

Breaking News: Stinkfoot Suri walks; Daddy Tom Cruise's pants are too tight!

Stinkfoot clearly borrowed Dad's

Cherry Chapstick 

 

Ummmm...gawd, Tom

What the goddamnhell is Tom Cruise wearing? I'd say a padded bra, first of all. Let's discuss the skinny jeans he clearly bought Forever Hoochie 21 in the Petite's Department.  I didn't know that Nike made old-school hightops with lifts, did you?

And it seems Stinkfoot is now able to walk on her own...and she's running for it. 

RUN SURI, RUN!!  

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden - IT'S A BOY!!

CONGRATULATIONS! It's a B O Y!!

YAY!!! Oh, and I hate to say I told ya so....but. I TOLD YA SO!! A baby boy has arrived for Nicole and Joel!!

 

via Nicole's blog:

"In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."

I am probably in the minority, but I love this name. LOVE IT.

Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel Welcome a Baby Boy!

For Taye and Idina: It's a Baby Gentleman!

Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel have welcomed a baby boy into the world. The couple have named the baby Walker Nathaniel Diggs. What a strong and elegant name...I love it. (I can't tell you how sick I am of the crazy baby names! Soleil Moon Frye, aka "Punky Brewster" named her daughter Jagger Joseph, forpitysake. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Steffani's son named Zuma Nesta? Come ON.) It's so nice to see a truly refined and tasteful baby name. (Goodlord. I sound like Mrs. Astor all of a sudden.)

ANYsnootMcSnooterson.

"Meznel delivered Walker Diggs and, according to reps, "mother, father and son are all doing well." via People Magazine.

Carry on.

That Duggar Woman is Pregnant Again.

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Oh, gooood. I don't know why the news of Michelle Duggar getting pregnant again annoys me so much, but it really does ("it was a surprise!"), The very sound of her voice makes me angry.

via HuffPo:

"The Duggar family of TLC fame just announced that they are expecting their 19th child. Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar currently have 18 children ranging from 0 to 21 years old and a grandchild on the way, making it pretty clear that their kids intend to follow in their pregnancy footsteps.

The Duggars live in northwest Arkansas and can be seen on TLC's hit "17 Kids and Counting" "18 Kids and Counting" "19 Kids and Counting." Assuming they make it to 20 kids and stop, and assuming each of their kids have the same amount of children (which are both big 'ifs') how long until those with Duggar blood take over America?"

I'm getting more and more creeped out by Michelle and Jim's cult, er, family. The matchy-matchy clothing, vacant stares, goody-goody appearances...

GAAAAAH....the Duggar Compund.

Horrifying.

The Rossdale Family at the beach....

Gwen, Gavin, some kid, Zuma and Crybaby Kingston

Gavin? Is that really your six-pack?

Yeah, I know. Them again. Sorry, they were parading around Malibu beach looking like the perfect little fam, so I had to show y'all.

I always knew Gavin Rossdale was purrrdy, I just had no idea about them pecs, them pecs. Wow.

And I'd kill for Gwen's legs. I said I'd KILL, not "I'd exercise" to get Gwen's legs. I'm not stupid.

Gwen Stefani takes kids to see dad, Gavin perform at The Grove - Kingston ain't havin' it.

Kingston's crying again.

Gavin's playing malls now?
Oh, yeah. A benefit show.

Kingston's a crybaby! Kingston's a crybaby!

Gwen Stefani brought her boys Kingston and Zuma to see their dad Gavin Rossdale perform as part of the Donate Life Summer Concert Series at The Grove in L.A. on Wednesday night, but someone was being a cranky-doodle about it.

Hey, this isn't the first time I've seen Kingston Rossdale bawling his head off. The last crying scene was when the Rossdales took the special ones to an L.A. park and some kid (I'm picturing Cartman from "South Park") smacked Kingston and made him cry like the baby he is. Nanny stepped right in to coddle.

So. Here we have Kingston. Crying a-bloody-gain. I love how Gwen is making the "awwww, it's okay"-face, but not holding him. Gawd. That might involve messing up that hairdo.

Hey, GWEN? How 'bout you step in and comfort him your damn self?