Monday 21 September 2009

Breaking News: Stinkfoot Suri walks; Daddy Tom Cruise's pants are too tight!


Stinkfoot clearly borrowed Dad's
Cherry Chapstick 
 
Ummmm...gawd, Tom

What the goddamnhell is Tom Cruise wearing? I'd say a padded bra, first of all. Let's discuss the skinny jeans he clearly bought Forever Hoochie 21 in the Petite's Department.  I didn't know that Nike made old-school hightops with lifts, did you?

And it seems Stinkfoot is now able to walk on her own...and she's running for it. 

RUN SURI, RUN!!  

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