2009 Grammy Awards Nominations - Why bother? "..and the Grammy goes toooo--TAYLOR SWIFT!"

"Excuse me, bitches. Imma win 'em all."

Seriously. Enough. She's good, but she ain't that good. Taylor Swift does not need to win every goddamn award up for grabs this year. I swear, if I see her name anywhere near the Golden Globes and Oscars this year, I'll puke...because I think the  "academies" are trying to make up some dumbass category just for Taylor. 

AnyGay. Here is the list of the major Grammy nominees, which were announced last night.



SONG OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Single Ladies"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Maxwell - "Pretty Wings"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me."
ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "I Am ... Sasha Fierce"
Black Eyed Peas' "The E.N.D."
Lady Gaga - "The Fame"
Taylor Swift - "Fearless"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King."
RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Halo"
Black Eyes Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me"
BEST NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings
BEST ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC - "Black Ice"
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - "Life from Madison Square Garden"
Green Day - "21st Century Breakdown"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King"
U2 - "No Line on the Horizon."
BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling"
Bon Jovi - "We Weren't Born to Follow"
The Fray - "Never Say Never"
Daryl Hall and John Oates' "Sara Smile" - WHAT??
MGMT - "Kids"


One more thing...add Taylor Swift's name to all of the categories she's not actually nominated in, because she'll win it anyway. Just a heads up.

Is it just a GIVEN that high-powered celebrities cheat?

Tiger Woods's wife, Elin

Got a minute?

Let's have little chat about high-powered (male?) celebrities and their proclivities to cheat on their spouses. Should it just be a given, an expectation, if you will, that high-profile, wealthy male celebrities (actors, athletes, politicians) will cheat on their wives? Obviously, Elin is a stunning woman, but are we to believe the nasty saying, "no matter how gorgeous she is, someone is sick of fucking her"? (Sorry for the language, y'all, but that's how it is. Gross, I know.)

What are your thoughts on this subject? 

My thoughts are that Tiger, much like Kobe, Michael Jordan, Jude Law and John Edwards, et al, live in such a vacuum and are so incredibly stupid to think they will never get caught. I think they truly believe they are above society and feel no need to follow the rules of marriage. It's all about the perfect appearance of a happy family.

We, the public, need to get a clue about these nasty rogues. Given the fact CNN airs commercials for married men who want someone on the side, it's almost as though we should all be cool with this behavior. I'm not cool with it; and I'm completely offended by theses commercials (whose website I will not mention).

Let's hear it. I wanna hear from men, as well.

Who else is amazed by the Billboard Magazine stats? Susan Boyle is apparently the Queen - NOT Glambert or Gaga!

Mr. Susan Boyle

It's my understanding Susan Boyle only knows two songs, I Dreamed a Dream and WIIIIIILD Horses, both of which are (recorded on a loop) on her debut cd called, I DREAMED A GODDAMN DREAM AND KICKED GLAMBERT'S ASS. It's true.

Here's The Top 10 albums of the week according to Billboard:
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream - 701,000
2. Andrea Boccelli - My Christmas - 218,000
3. Miss Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment - 198,000
4. RiRi - Rated-R - 181, 000
5. Lady CaCa - The Fame Monster (EP) - 174,000
6. Lady CaCa - The Fame - 151,000
7. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives - 150,000
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless - 125,000
9. Carrie Underwood - Play On - 124,000
10. Norah Jones - The Fall - 110,000
15. Shakira - She Wolf - 89,000

Seriously. Look at those NUMBERS. Yeeesh.

Today' Blind Item - The Actress I Completely LOATHE Edition!

"Which annoyingly boring movie actress/blogger took a runner by surprise when he poked his head round her trailer door to call her up for a scene? Her fiancee's (at the time, also a famous star) feet could be seen poking out from underneath her dress, obviously giving her a full MOT.

She looked up and calmly said 'Not now Carlo.' That then became the crews response to any request from anyone much to the bemusement of the vapid Oscar winner.'

via [HolyMoly]

At least this C U Next Tuesday had some blood flowing through her veins back in the day. There's no WAY you don't know who this bitch is. Seriously.

Dammit. I've got some goop in my eye. 

I've stooped to an all-time low. Thanks a LOT, Tiger Woods.

 Ugh.

I'm sorry, you guys. I made a transgression by decided to post a completely Photoshopped picture of Cheetah Tiger Woods that's all over the internet. Hey, y'all might as well see it here, the way I see it.

 

via TMZ: 

"Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday -- the day of Tiger's crash -- Jaimee went to work, played the voicemail to co-workers and then later in the evening said she had received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee says she answered and asked who was on the line. Jaimee says the caller -- a woman -- did not identify herself but said, "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband."

Oh gurrrrl. 

And Tiger Woods has given us a new word for cheating: TRANSGRESSION

Cheetah Woods

Transgression. We are all going to be using that euphemism forEVER. "Gurrrl. Don't tell me he's pullin' a transgression on you!!"


"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Elin. Sigh.

David Beckham looking pretty darn cute...just because I wanna.

Just because I feel like it, mmkay?

Take note, Brad Pitt. You can wear a hat, be a little disheveled and still look really, really handsome. 

And fresh. I KNOW David Beckham never stinks...not even after a game. It's just not possible.