George Clooney takes mom and Elisabetta (is that an Adam's Apple I see?) Canalis to the Premiere of "Up In The Air"

Seriously. She looks like a dude.

I'm not saying anything that YOU aren't thinking, so don't leap all over me for saying Elisabetta Canalis looks like a full-on tranny. Oh, a pretty good tranny who has temporarily snagged her some Clooney-time, but a tranny nonetheless.

And how cute is George's mom? Nina is a little doll, who oddly looks more of an appropriate age to be on George's arm than the tranny...and that is all kinds of wrong.

Actually, anything having to do with George's lovelife seems to be questionable. 

I don't know where I'm even headed with that last remark.