Neil Patrick Harrison makes me wish I were a gay man sometimes.

Hell, yeah.
 Photo by Robert Trachtenberg for Rolling Stone

Good LAWD that's a fine lookin' man. If you had told me Doogie Howser, M.D. would turn into this fine piece...well, I don't know what I would've done.

I know what I'd like to do now, though. I say, God Daaaayum! 

Neil Patrick Harris? You're killin' me here!