Karl Lagerfeld can kiss my (curvy?) ass.

Fat, fat the Chanel water rat.

Just one more reason why I prefer Christian Dior over Chanel. (I act like I can afford either one, but whatever, okay??)

The former--and future--fatty, Karl Lagerfeld has made the following statement in response to magazines who do not wish to see size zero vomit-sticks models anymore:

"No one wants to see curvy women. You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions."

Wow. Could he be more of an asshole? Yeah. I know. He could and he will.


Viva Dior!!!