Lady Gaga's "Monster Ball" Tour Dates Announced!

I think Tampax Heavy-Days

is sponsoring the tour.

Sorry.

See? Lady Gaga hates the rain in Seattle, too. She's not bringing her tour to the Depression Emerald City. Psssh. I know some gurrls who gon' be pissed, y'all. Apparently it's gonna be a glittery, shiny "multi-media" QueerFest, and WE don't get to participate.

Goddamnit, Gaga. Don't you realize we are all depressed enough as it is, without YOU snubbing our fine asses, too??

Sigh. Here's the sked:

November 27 – Montreal, Quebec, Canada – The Bell Center
November 28 – Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Air Canada Center
November 29 – Ottawa, Ontario, Canada – Scotiabank Place
December 01 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 02 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 03 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna
December 09 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 10 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 13 – San Francisco, CA – Bill Graham Civic
December 18 – Las Vegas, NV – TBD
December 19 – San Diego, CA – San Diego Sports Arena
December 21 – Los Angeles, CA – Nokia Theatre
December 29 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theater
December 31 – Miami, FL – Knight Center
January 03 – Orlando, FL – The Hard Rock
January 07 – St. Louis, MO – The Fox
January 08 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 09 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 12 – Detroit, MI – Fox Theater
January 16 – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata
January 20 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
January 21 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall

via gagadaily.com