Mariah Carey actually looks GOOD!

Mimoo? Is that really you?
Mrs. and Mrs. Nick Cannon in BevHills

Sadly, I'm not usually very complimentary toward Mrs. Cannon. I've seen many a drag queen who looks so much better than Mariah normally does. But check her out! I feel likes it's 1991 again. Girl, you need to always wear your hair natural, and cut down on the slap. Wow!!

I'm totally coveting that dress, too. Mariah is working. It. OUT.

I'm in the mood for some "Emotions"...where's my old-ass, scratched-up cd?