Julia Roberts is the new Face of Lancome. Oh.

Yikes.

Julia Roberts is being hailed as the new Face of Lancome.

via ONTD:

“By her remarkable personality and career, Julia Roberts is an emblematic woman of her time,” said Youcef Nabi, president of Lancôme International, in a statement. “Her exceptional talent, her radiance and her strong commitments perfectly echo Lancôme’s values. We are convinced she will embody the brand in the most sublime way possible.” 

I had no idea Lancome had a new line called BITCHFACE. I wonder what the Gift With Purchase will be--a good cussing out by the Beauty Consultant at the Nordstrom cosmetics counter? Sweet!!